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OH ALSO some of the stuff in this story does contains some spoilers if you haven't watched all of Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul you should just get that ou...
He gets up out of bed and throwvs on that ugly ass fucking fedora.
He then takes a walk in the middle of the night. Nobody seems to be around but him this late.
"H-hey you man would you mind sparing some change 👴"
He glances over to the elderly man
"Uhm no <3"
He walks away boss girl walk sassy asf
The old man stands up and his bones start cackling and cracking in place. His back gets set straight.
"Hey! I asked for a donation man!!"
Waltuh looks back to find him rushing at him at sonic speed
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"OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Walter starts taking off running like he's in a horror movie and TRIPS ON NOTHING. NOTHING!! HE JUST TRIPPED ON THE SIDEWALK HE DIDNT EVEN TRIP ON ANYTHING.
The man quickly approaches him and starts beating him up. The old man reaches his hand out to his bum and B BUSSED HIS BUM AND STARTS TO BEAT IT.
"HOW DOES IT FEEL TO GET YOUR BUM BUSSED?"
Walter starts crying like a wee wittol bitch baby while still nearly getting beat to death on the sidewalk. It's late at night.
The old man reaches in his now jacked up torn pockets and steals some money from his wallet.
"Yknow I could just take your card information but imma just go."
Walter takes out his phone with his scrawny now battered beaten shaky skinny hunchback hands and goes to Jesse's contact.
"Jessaey I got my ass beat Jessae. You need to pick me up."
"Hold on betch. How the fuck did you get beat down mista White? Aren't you the one who knocks? Betch??"
Jesse walks out of his crackhouse and gets in his car and drives off to Walter's location.
"Holy shit mista White you look awful yo"
"COugH C**COUGH COU HI GHHFFUHH***** Jesse help me Jesse."
"Ok mista White but we're going to your house this time. Yaint goin to mine."
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Walter busts in the door like he's the D.E.A.
"Skyar?.."
He walks to their room to find her not in his bed smh. He didn't even pay attention and he walks to the living room to find her sleeping on the couch smh.
"Oh damn mista White she really hates you yo. Hates you so much to da point she hittin it on the couch daaaaaaamnn"
"SHUTTUP JESSE!!"
Walter walks to his bedroom all sad and depressed for whatever fucking reason.
"Yo mista White why did she do it with another man?"
"She was against the fact that I was a meth dealer. By the way, his name is Ted."
"Wtf is Ted that's the lamest white guy name ever"
"I also have a white guy name too Jesse shut up."
They sat on his bed in silence..
Walter looks at him then looks back
"Hey you wanna..get it on?"
He's kinda just laid back rn he doesn't even care atp
"Ok."
Fiddle widdle the willy slilly they're having kinky sex now.
Jesse wakes up on top of Walter and slowly gets out of bed. All that sex woke Skylar up.
"Jesse...Walt.."
Jesse pulls a fucking Blitzo move
"Sorry I fucked your husband. Bitch."
Insert vine boom sound effect
Jesse immediately takes off out the door and drives the fuck outta that hoe
"What. The. Hell. Was. That. Walter?"
"Why so surprised? You have Ted after all"
"Oh you like men fucking your asshole now Walt?"
"Yeah."
Skylar's face quickly fades to disappointment and she quickly walks out the room to the kitchen
"M-m-m-mom whaut waz all that loud noiz las n-night? Why i-is the door bu-usted??"
"It was nothing Jr eat your cereal and go to school."
