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OH ALSO some of the stuff in this story does contains some spoilers if you haven't watched all of Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul you should just get that ou...
"Ohh God what is it now Walter :(( Or Jesse idk JUST GET AWAY FROM ME PLEAAASEE"
"ITS MIKE OPEN THE DOOR JIMMY."
"OHH YEAHH MIKE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??"
"Ok so...you remember that guy Gus? The one you meant at Los Pollos a few months ago right? Well I got a problem with him."
"What the fuck do you want me to do"
"I want you to help me get him sued. And I'm suin for a lotta shit so you're gonna be my lawyer okay?"
"W-well what are you suin him for what did he do??"
"Just make up an excuse he ripped off kfc and I found a rat tail in my onion rings idk"
"Why...."
"Because he did some shit so I'm getting back at em. Let's go."
W W W W WALTER JESSERR
"Ayo mista White let's go to the movie theater to go see minion rise of gru bitch."
The 2 men both put on their suits to go see minions: rise of gru.
They make their way to the movie theater.
"Imma put some music on yo"
"AY LOOK THERES A FUCKN BUM ON THE STREET BITCH"
They bussd his bum then left.
"2 tickets for Minions: Rise of Gru please"
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"Sorry they're all sold out."
Walter slides a bag of blue Coke hoping she would let them in.
"Ok you're both set. Enjoy your movie ;)"
"YEAAH MISTA WHITE! LETS GO!!"
"Lmao Jesse look at the little minions they're so cute."
"I know yo this movie is the fucking bomb it's a work of art bro"
1 hour and maybe 20 minutes later
"Ayo mista White that movie was the shit let's go stop to get some fuckin idk Chilli dogs yo"
"...okay Jesse :)"
They try to take a U turn but accidentally hit a random bum in the street
"OH SHIT MISTA WHITE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO BITCH?!?!?!!"
"Oh hold on exCUUUUSE ME?? I tried to take A FUCKING U TURN YOU IGNORANT JUNKIE. NOW WERE GONNA SWEEP THIS UNDER THE RUG AND MOVE ON. HE WAS STANDING. IN. THE. STRET."
"Fine whatever mista White. Just know it ain't me goin to jail yo"
Jesse crib time ahHJ
Jesse and Walter are tired after a long day of minions and chillo dogs so they plop themselves on the couch.
