Jesse n Walter Woit were taking a nice stroll finally for once nit arguing about meth n shet. "Yo Mista Whoite let's go buss some bums yo" "Wtf are you talkin about Jesse what r bums" "Idk we just like...yknow bussin bums. Bussin out bummy ppl yknow like drug addicts or just bums yknow idk yo"
"OK whatever Jesse show me"They walked up to a random crackhead across the street and they BUSTED HIS BUM!1!1!!
"MY POOR BUM!!111!!"
They also robbed them of their 2 dollars they had in their shanky pockets.They actually enjoyed bussin random bums so they ran across the entire neighborhood bussin bums. Even if they ain't bummy they'll buss ur bum!!11!
"Yo this is so cool yo. I love bussin bums it's the bomb yoo"
"O shit Jesse I'm getting a call from Goz"
"Misteir White were iz my memeemememethh"
"It got stuck dw 2000 pounds of blue will be here soon!!!"
"OH shit mista white we gotta cook yo"
"NO shit Jesse stfu and drive us there"
Jesse and mista white were driving to da layub to go cook. While they were cookin, Jesse fucked something up. "JESSE WHY IS THE METHAMPHETAMIMINE RED?!?!?!11!"
"see now what had happen wus I released a toot next to the meth and it kinda turned red :("
"Jesse...I hope to God these ppl out here don't care that it's red. If they do, its on you this time."Oooh shit mista woit I'm sorry yo"
"Jesse....look at it.. IT STINKS TOO"
"We gotta take it to Gus unfortunately 😒 😔. Idk If he'll accept yo"PART 2 COMING OUT IN LIKE A FEW HOURS MINUTES OR PROLLY TOMORROW IDK!!11
Kina had to edit some stuff out bc got the bad picture.
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Bussin' Bums
FanfictionBreakin Bæd stori of woltr and Jisseh buzzein beumsz ft other cewl cjaractr Idk pls reed OH ALSO some of the stuff in this story does contains some spoilers if you haven't watched all of Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul you should just get that ou...