Trigger[s];; Like...one mention of alcohol
Request;; N/A
Reader;; Gender Neutral
Recommended Music;; Toxic, Britney Spears
A/N;; back at it again. guest is my oc ofc
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[Y/N];; What are some sweet things to call your s/o?
Sebek;; Sugar
Jack;; Honey
Epel;; Flour
Deuce;; 1/2 butter
Ace;; Pour in a pan
Lucid;; Preheat oven to 350 degrees
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Lucid;; You have really nice hands~
Ace;; Uh...thanks?
Lucid;; I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-
[Y/N];; *Shoves Lucid to the floor* WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE, PRAISE THE LORD AMEN!
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Ace;; *Trying to hit Lucid with a bat and misses*
Lucid;; *Dodges* Strike 1!
Ace;; That's not how this works! *Swings again*
Lucid;; *Dodges* Strike 2! One more then you're out!
Ace;; *Under his breath* Fuck... *Misses again*
Lucid;; Strike 3! *Pulls his out his own bat* My turn!!
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Site;; Choose your password
Lucid;; Epel
Site;; Password is too short
Lucid;; *Sighs* I know
Epel;; *Approaching behind holding a chair*
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Lucid (or Y/N);; *Being held hostage* Hostage or not, it's good to be held sometimes
Kidnapper;; ...Are you okay?
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Ace;; What happens to the car if you press the break and accelerator at the same time?
Deuce;; It takes a screenshot
Jack;; Get out of my car.
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Lucid;; At the end of the day, we're all human beans
Ace;; Together we rice
Deuce;; Lettuce pray
[Y/N];; Ramen
Jack;; *Stands up and leaves*
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Lucid;; What are you doing?
Ace;; Eating toothpaste
Lucid;; ...why?
Ace;; Cause it tastes tastes like bubblegum
Lucid;;
Lucid;; Can I have some?
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Deuce;; The human body is 70% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety
Lucid;; With the amount of alcohol and salt I consume, I'm more of an anxiety pickle
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Sebek;; Lucid, for the last time, when someone threatens to stab you, the appropriate response is not "do it p-word"
Lucid;; *Patching up his stab wound* Just say "pussy" and not make a big deal of it
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This Side Of Paradise
Fanfiction【So if you're lonely, darling you're glowing~ If you're lonely come be lonely with me~ 】 !! requests : open !! // Twisted Wonderland headcannons/scenarios and one-shots. // i curse like a sailor, so if that makes you uncomfortable dont read this. [i...
