Trigger[s];; N/A
Request;; N/A
Reader;; Gender Neutral
Recommended Music;; Fan Behavior, Isaac Dunbar
A/N;; my favorite dorm <3 they may be ooc :(
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*Floyd and Jade sitting on a bench*
Azul;; Why do you guys look so sad?
Jade;; Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Azul sits down*
Floyd;; The bench is freshly painted
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Azul;; How's the sexiest person here?
Jade;; I don't know, how are they?
Azul;; *Flustered* I-
Floyd;; *From across the lounge* I'm doing great, thanks!
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*The OctaTrio getting into a car*
Azul;; I'm driving.
Floyd;; Shotgun!
Jade;; *Turing to Floyd* But you had it on the way here-
Everyone expect Floyd;; WOAH-
Floyd;; *Holding a shotgun* No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
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Azul;; Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Jade;; Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Azul;; Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die
Floyd;; Edible
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Azul;; I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me
Floyd;; We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Azul;; Yes!
Jade;; I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you
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Azul;; While I'm gone, Floyd, you're in charge.
Floyd;; Yes!!!
Azul;; *Whispering* Jade, you're secretly in charge
Jade;; Obviously
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Store Clerk;; Would a Mr. Azul please come to the front desk?
Azul;; *Arriving to the desk* Hello, is there a problem?
Store Clerk;; *points to Jade and Floyd* I believe they belong to you?
Jade and Floyd, simultaneously;; We got lost :(
Azul;; I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
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Azul;; What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Jade;; Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Floyd;; Smad
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Jade;; Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Floyd;; Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you!
Azul;; There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
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Floyd;; If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Jade;; If?
Azul;; Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die
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Kidnapper;; *Trying to negotiate with Azul* We have Floyd. Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed
Floyd;; Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Azul;;
Floyd;; MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Azul;; FLOYD STOP
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Floyd;; If you had to choose between Azul and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Jade;; That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Azul;; Jade!
Floyd;; 63 cents.
Jade;; I'll take the money.
Azul;; J A D E ! ! !
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This Side Of Paradise
Fanfiction【So if you're lonely, darling you're glowing~ If you're lonely come be lonely with me~ 】 !! requests : open !! // Twisted Wonderland headcannons/scenarios and one-shots. // i curse like a sailor, so if that makes you uncomfortable dont read this. [i...
