So.. I didn't post.. but I was.. it was- yeah.
Okay I was being lazy cuz I got my. 👉👈🩸🩸🧻
Anyways.
Tanjiro woke up, he felt sick. He found something to eat, it made him feel better. He was returning today, and he greeted everyone before doing so.
Muzan got Tanjiro's car so he could pull up, and he did so. He saw Tengen and Rengoku training in their backyard, practicing some of their breathing styles.
Tanjiro walked in.
Tanjiro: Hi guys!
They all greeted him, hugging him, kissing him, clinging onto him, stuff non-single people do.. 😭
Shinobu: I made some food! You look so tired!
In all honesty, the omega was. He smiled in appreciation, putting his stuff in his room. It felt comfortable to be in there, the door was closed, so it looked abandoned but there was a cool chill.
He looked around like he was visiting his childhood home.
He smiled, sitting on the bed. His womb had grown a lot larger, but he was 18 months so it was't too confusing, yet a little odd.
Tanjiro: Maybe I'm carrying a bit more..
He ignored it, getting up and sitting on the couch.
Tengen and Rengoku entered the room.
Rengoku: Oh, hey Tanjiro!
Tengen: What's up. We really missed you.
Tanjiro smiled, he felt kind of guilty for lying to them but they kind of deserved it for certain things in the past. Tanjiro watched them all eat, he didn't really eat anything.
Mitsuri: Tanjiro are you hungry.
Tanjiro looked and felt uneasy. He stood up, a hush of blood falling down.
They heard the noise, panicking.
Tanjiro: Shinobu..
He leaned onto her, whimpering.
Shinobu: Uhm.. guys he's going into labor..
Tanjiro: NO. It's too early!
Shinobu: It is, but you're 6 months away so it's kind of normal.
Tanjiro: Please Shinobu..
She held him, he slid himself on the floor.
Muichiro: What the fuck..
Tengen: You are too young to be cursing!
They all just stared at him.
Tengen: What?
Tanjiro: Uhm.. it's scene nine you are off script..
Tengen: Oh shit. Sorry guys!
Sakura-Yin: CUT THE DAMN SCENE.
JUST KIDDING LOL.
Tanjiro: Shinobu it hurts!
Shinobu: Then why won't you get up!
Tanjiro: I'm embarrassed!
Shinobu: Why??!!?!?
Tanjiro his his face with his tail dramatically.
Kanao: Bro just have the fucking children.
Tanjiro: I would.. but I am crippled and pregnant so I can't..
Okay so he had the baby, the all lived.. they lived happily ever after yada yada. Take of this what you will. My phone's about to die.