Ima be saying happy b-day all day to Tanjiro lmao.
The thirteen agreed on going to Tanjiro's room, not knowing this would cause a conflict.
They got nude, noticing this didn't turn them on, at all. They ignored it, starting to kiss each other, noticing they still didn't feel aroused.
They started to have "intercourse" but made sloppy movements and didn't moan at all. In fact, for the last few days they've been arguing and haven't been turned on by each other like they used to.
Tanjiro: You know, that's it. I'm officially turned off, and that's in the context I was turned on.
Tengen immediately got off of him, the others separting themselves before using their tails to cover their privates.
Muichiro: Let's just go to bed..
Kanao: Mhm, good night.
They all grabbed their clothes, slamming their doors in frustration.
Tanjiro cried, they didn't even say "I love you" to each other.
He got in the shower, as well as the others.
Everyone: "Are we losing interest in each other?"
Tanjiro got goosebumps, starting to sit down in the shower and breakdown.
He didn't want to divorce them, not like this. They didn't want to divorce at all.
Tanjiro: Why? Why don't we get along like before?
Tanjiro then thought of some ideas they could do to build their relationship with one another again.
Tanjiro talked with them, and they sounded interested in the idea.
Iguro: Well what should we do first?
Giyuu: Let's spend a day without each other.
Shinobu: Why would that wo-
Sanemi: Actually, it makes sense..
Shinobu: Wha-
Tanjiro: If we don't spend a day with each other, we'll start thinking about each other more!
Inosuke: That makes sense.. but where do we go?
Rengoku; That's a good question..
Tengen: We'll stay in our rooms all day, you have a mini fridge and a microwave in there, so get food you can make in that for that day.
Mitsuri: Can't we still hear each other though?
Genya: That's not the point, we can hear each other but can't see each other.
Tanjiro: Well, what do we do in the meantime?
Muichiro: Breathe.
Tanjiro's 💭: This bitch-
Tanjiro looked at the ceiling, taking a deep breath.
Tanjiro went outside, the others looking out there to see it raining. Tanjiro sat in the muddy grass, a few of them going out there with him.
Shinobu: Tanjiro, you should come in. You might get sick.
Tanjiro: I just..
Giyuu and Shinobu were looking down at him expectantly, as he sighed in defeat and stood up, putting on a new kimono.
Tanjiro squealed, seeing a few red spots on his damp kimono and seeing that they were ladybugs.
Muichiro and the kamaboko squad were in the living playing with them while the others were either in the kitchen or in their rooms'.
