I am the righteous hand of god, and I am the devil that you forgot.
Tanjiro kept screaming "I hate you!" Tengen and Sanemi were in his room, they locked him in while the pups were with the others. He really hated it, but he was getting way too used to seeing his babies.
He heard their crying, breaking down the door. They all stared at the loud noise, and he grabbed them all, locking himself with them in the baby room. The pups quieted down, the turned to his form, sleeping on the ground in their while they like idk did the same around his warmth.
They sighed in defeat, attempting to unlock the door but Tanjiro secretly snuck the key, smirking.
Giyuu easily fixed his door, but they all just went to the couch, discussing different ideas.
Tanjiro purred, the vibration calming the pups. They slept in there, Tanjiro woke up to see them getting food from.. his uhm- yiddies.. yeah. Only in wolf-form.. because that's too weird to imagine in human form.
They were all fighting over an extremely bloated one he growled, they were pushing the runt back. He moved them, yelping loudly saying "no!" as he allowed the runt that one. They took other ones.
They fed for a few minutes surprisingly, and this was because they were hungry. They preferred getting the omega's milk, and they would scream until they did so. They didn't mind their mother's, but if they could get their father's then they would.
Their little bellies swelled, Tanjiro got up but the pups whined, he yelped again and they all scattered back as he moved to the other side. He sat up, they attempted to do the same but they weren't too train yet.
He let them run around for a bit. Shinobu called Tanjiro, he knelt down, allowing the pups to go on his back. He somehow opened the door (keep in mind he's still wolfy) and ran CAREFULLY to the living room.
Shinobu: Tanji I called you, not the kids.
He made a whining noise, narrowing his eyes and turning back, a "threatening" way of saying he'll go back.
He sat down on the floor.
Shinobu: Tanjiro what are we doing for dinner?
Tanjiro: Made a barking noise, they rolled their eyes and turned into their forms as well so they could understand him.
He suggested take out, and they agreed since they had been cooking for the past week.
Tanjiro: Do you still need me? (In wolfy language).
Mitsuri: You aren't gonna stay?
They gave him puppy dog eyes.
He couldn't resist.
Tanjiro: Only if you burp them so they can go to sleep.
They groaned, Tanjiro licking his paw like a material gworl in an expecting way.
They quickly did it, using their mouth to hold their little neck and putting them in their shared bed/mat thingy.
Tanjiro was waiting on the couch in his human form, his tail wagging.
He was on his stomach laying down, on his phone, patiently waiting.
Inosuke teasingly got on his knees behind him, resting himself on his back.
Tanjiro became flustered.
They all returned to the scene, seeing a flustered Tanjiro and a grinning Inosuke. "Dirty mind, dirty mind, dddd dirty mind."
Genya: What the hell?
Sanemi: If I hadn't known any better, I would've thought you were fucking each other.
They laughed a bit, Inosuke staying right where he was.
Tanjiro: Inosuke!
Inosuke: What bro.
Tanjiro: Inosuke don't make me embarrass you I front of everyone.
Inosuke: I can easily play a long if you want me to~
Tanjiro: INOSUKE~
He moaned his name, and they all turned to him. Inosuke grinned.
Inosuke: Do you like that~?
Tanjiro pushed the alpha off of him, Inosuke laughing.
Giyuu: Can ya'll like, not be gay?
Kanao: FOR A SECOND.
Rengoku: A god damn second is all we ask..
Muichiro: YOO do you guys ever wonder if our parents or ancestors see us like- intensely intensely fucking each other? Or like masturbating.
They all turned to him, he didn't take his eyes off his phone though.
Tengen: I would say what the hell.. but that is a great question..
Tanjiro: Uhm.. I'm praying not.
Their pissed parents sat in heaven together, looking down with crossed arms.
Kie: Like, who the hell do they think they are, touching my baby-?
Shinjuro: Rengoku I'm glad you got your cock from me.
Tanjuro: Who the fuck was he supposed to get it from, his mother?
They bursted out laughing.
Anyways.
The food arrived, the pups woke up and started crying from the doorbell.
They rolled their eyes, Tanjiro, Kanao, and Zenitsu ran to the room while the others set up the food.
The babies fell back asleep finally, they washed their hands before heading back.
