Omega verse (Tanjiro Harem) 2

26th one

TW angsty? Idk. Not exactly; you'll see.

Tanjiro had a dream about Muzan. He had felt guilty for a long time, and he got up.

He told his spouses that they needed to have a very serious talk.

Tanjiro almost broke down right then and there.

Tanjiro: I have really enjoyed all these years together, I really have, but I think after I tell you guys this you're going to want to divorce me..

They felt their heart stop when they heard this.

Zenitsu: Wh-what's wrong..

Tanjiro broke down. He cried really really hard. He didn't know how to say it.

Tanjiro: So, you guys remember when Muzan kidnapped me, and him and his uppermoons r@ped me..

Sanemi: Tanjiro don't tell me-

Tanjiro: It was.. it was my choice to go there..

The room went silent for a little bit.

Tanjiro looked at all of them, until he heard a loud sigh of relief from Muichiro.

Muichiro: Dude that's it?! I thought you were fucking cheating or some shit.

Tanjiro: Is that not cheating..?

Tengen: Oh my god, no.

Shinobu: Yeah. Even if they are like our sworn enemies..

Tanjiro looked down.

Shinobu: I guess it's fine if they didn't hurt you.

Iguro: Yeah.. where do they live by the way?

Tanjiro: Well- in a very deep forest- I don't exactly remember because technically Muzan took me.

Giyuu: So he did kidnap you-?

Tanjiro: I don't know! I made a really bad choice, and I've never made contact with them since.

Kanao: Well, if they reached out would you go to them?

Tanjiro: No! Never..

Tanjiro's 💭: Hell yes I got fucking good dick is that even a question..

Zenitsu: Tanjiro..

Tanjiro: Fuck- uhm. Yeah I was being sarcastic! Totally..

Tengen and Zenitsu looked at each other. Tanjiro forgot Zenitsu had an excellent sense of hearing.

Tanjiro looked at the ceiling, then around the room.

Inosuke: Bro what are you looking at?

Tanjiro: It's.. it's..

They looked at him curiously as he looked more nervous while looking around. They stopped when the biggest fucking spider jumped onto the couch.

A scream was heard from all of them, and then Shinobu carefully picked it up and threw far away from their house.

Mitsuri: How did you see that..

Tanjiro: HOW DID YOU NOT?!

Genya: I for real think I am going to faint.

Tanjiro: KMS.

They talked a little more.

Tanjiro: You know, I still wonder why people said I was popular in highschool.

They all stopped talking, looking at Tanjiro.

Tanjiro: Did I say something wrong..?

Inosuke: Bro's tripping..

Genya: Well, I don't know either.

Mitsuri: Who's going to tell him..

Giyuu: I'm out.

The two walked into the kitchen. 

Why was Tanjiro famous in high school y'all? 🤔