TW: Angsty, fighting, arguing, fainting.
The 13 were arguing, Tanjiro covering his ears, sometimes taking his hands down to yell something.
Tanjiro's 💭: What should I do.. we can't keep living like this..
Kanao: Guys stop!
Zenitsu voice was lower compared to the others, squeezing his way next to Tanjiro's figure.
The two's voices were shaky from fear.
Tanjiro: Zenitsu.. with whatever happens, know we'll always be friends..
Zenitsu: T-Tanjiro?
He looked at him, the two's eyes filling with tears.
Tanjiro: I WANT A DIVORCE.
The room went silent, they all stared at Tanjiro's crying figure.
Rengoku: Tanjiro..
Tanjiro: NO! I'M SO SICK OF THIS. THESE PEOPLE, THIS.
He waved his arm around the room.
Tanjiro: THESE AREN'T THE PEOPLE I FELL IN LOVE WITH. THESE AREN'T THE PEOPLE I MARRIED.
Inosuke: Stop saying shit!
Tanjiro: I'm fucking not. The master is on his way, as well as our kids. He's going to give us some money so we can find a place to stay.
He went in his room, slamming his door and locking it.
The master knocked on the door, and they started freaking out.
Sanemi: TANJIRO. TANJIRO OPEN YOUR FUCKING DOOR.
Tengen: There's no use. I think he's being serious..
Muichiro: WELL WHAT THE FUCK, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIX SHIT? YOU'RE JUST GOING TO STAND THERE.
Kanao quietly let the Master in, they didn't notice him while arguing still.
Kagaya: SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
They started to kneel in front of him.
Kagaya headed to Tanjiro's room.
Tanjiro unlocked it for him.
Kagaya locked it again, seeing Tanjiro breaking down next to a clothe and item filled bag.
Tanjiro: Master, I don't what to do.. I don't want to leave but I can't keep living like this..
Kagaya held the crying omega in his arms, the two sitting on the ground. Tanjiro allowed the Master to rub his back in a soothing way as he cried.
The master spoke to Tanjiro, and gave him time to think about if he officially wanted a divorce.
Kagaya left, looking down at the alphas in anger as he slammed the door.
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Tanjiro woke up, silence croaking as he almost wanted to puke. He sat up, almost falling down. He steadied himself on his bed, starting to break down.
There was a puddle of sweat in his bed, hearing frantic footsteps in the others' rooms.
Tanjiro's 💭: They had the same nightmare..
Tanjiro changed into something fresh, brushing his hair out and heading to the kitchen, the world was almost spinning.
His spouses greeted him kindly, he smiled and headed into the kitchen.
He turned on the sink, just zoning out.
Kanao and Muichiro could tell something was wrong, heading into the kitchen. Tanjiro becoming light headed, head ringing.
Kanao: Tanjiro how are you?
Tanjiro slurred something out.
He looked at Kanao.
Kanao and Muichiro exchanged worried looks.
Tanjiro: Kanao- Muichiro. Hi.
Muichiro: Hey sweetie.
Tanjiro: Mui-
Tanjiro fainted, the two almost instinctively catching him.
He woke up in Shinobu's infirmary room.
Tanjiro: Where am I?
Shinobu: Hey Tanj, you're in bed right now.
Tanjiro: What happened?
Shinobu: Well, it seems you are pregnant.
Tanjiro: Really!?
Shinobu: (Smiles) Yes, sweetheart.
Tanjiro: I have to tell the others-!
He rushed up, ready to run out the room.
Shinobu: Ara, not so fast!
Tanjiro: あああ (aaa)
Shinobu: You need to rest.
Tanjiro: Ugh.
Shinobu: Just wait in here, I'm almost done.
Tanjiro looked out the window, it was really bright outside. The wind was blowing, it looked really nice outside. There were butterflies, birds, ladybugs and many pretty creatures in the yard.
Shinobu noticed how eager he looked to go outside, closing her laptop and turning off her machines, cleaning up some chemicals before grabbing his hand and leading him out to where the others were.
Tanjiro smiled, Muichiro walked up to him and hugged him.
Tengen: How are you?
Tanjiro: I feel, better.
Iguro: Good, your little bestie has been throwing a tantrum this whole time.
Muichiro planed kisses all over Tanjiro, getting on his knees and kissing Tanjiro's stomach.
Tanjiro: Muichiro!
Muichiro: Oh my god, I'm about to loose my virginity.
Genya: Bro what?
Muichiro: I mean be a father..
Giyuu: I still don't think that's correct, you lost the first one A LONG TIME ago, and you became a father a LONG TIME ago.
Muichiro: Well then, uhm-
Zenitsu: You don't know what you're trying to say.
Mitsuri: Am I the only lost?
Rengoku: No..
Tengen was just staring at the ceiling, wondering who the fuck he married.
Tanjiro changed into his form, running outside.
Muichiro: Bro.
Muichiro copied him, following him. They eventually all made it out.
