Guys I feel fat today.. like I was laying on my stomach and it hurt. I don't think that's a good thing..
Anyways.
Tanjiro woke up, drenched in sweat. He felt nauseous, deciding to try and get some water.
He took a small sip, failing to even get it into his system as he immediately threw up.
He threw up a few times in the next hour.
Tanjiro: Was I food poisoned?
He thought about it, remembering he made everything they ate.
Tanjiro: Well.. I feel better now my abdomen is just really swollen..
Tanjiro thought nothing of it, deciding to eat now.
He watched some videos on his phone, before having to pee.
Tanjiro: Mm..
He tossed his phone on the bed.
Tanjiro's 💭: I can see Yuki after this!
Tanjiro suddenly felt a strong urge to take a test.
Tanjiro: Wh-what the hell..
His head rung, deciding to unwrap one.
Tanjiro: Here goes nothing..
He took the test, he was kind of uncomfortable but got some tissue and placed the test on it, washing his hands.
He went to the baby's room, picking up the sleeping pup who turned to her form in her sleep. Tanjiro did the same, laying there so when she woke up she should feed.
He layed on the edge so she couldn't hurt herself, looking at her with admirable eyes. She woke her adorable little eyes up, a small stretch.
Tanjiro licked her a bit, she started to whine. He put a reserving paw of on her, laying her down.
She yawned, she finished getting cleaned. She took a few steps around the bed, Tanjiro keeping his eye on her. She tried to play fight her father, but he ignored her.
She got a little aggressive, he put his paw on her, she was forced to lay down.
She started whimpering, he yelped before letting her go. She stumbled around the bed again.
He lifted his arm, she started to feed. She did that for a few minutes before needing to be burped, falling asleep.
Tanjiro sighed, carrying her in his mouth and putting her in her room, turning back and returning to his room.
He washed his hands, getting on his phone. He watched a video or two before hearing the swift beeping on the test.
Pregnancy Test: Congratulations you ARE pregnant. Enjoy your new bundle(s) of joy!
That's what the test read, and Tanjiro screamed of happiness.
Muichiro: Tanjiro!
Iguro: Dude you okay?
Sanemi: We heard you scream?!
Tanjiro's 💭: How the fuck-
Tanjiro: Look!
He showed them the positive pregnancy test.
Iguro: Interesting, I had a dream you were pregnant.
Tanjiro: Wow.
He washed his hands, they everyone and they lived happily ever after I don't fucking know-
I mean they were happy- but at the same time what did they expect..
