Chapter 31: A gaping moron

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"Shut up, Seaweed brain," Annabeth laughed,"I swear to Gods-"

I loved hearing Annabeth laugh. Heck I loved making her laugh even more.

The way her eyes sparkled as she threw her head back, transformed her. And I could probably survive off just that.
And her smile....her eyes....her cynical remarks and her....

I guess I could just survive off just the thought of her. Which I practically did for the last five years

Speaking of transformations, Annabeth stiffened up, rolling her eyes as she slammed her locker door shut.

I immediately understood why.

"Percyyyyyy babbyyyyyyy," a voice purred, Drew Tanka emerging from the darkness. Er....I mean classroom.

It had been getting pretty annoying, Drew's advances.

After taking home two silver medals and one bronze,the town had a mini celebration for us in Town Hall a two weeks ago.

Since then,she had been hovering around me non stop,attempting to be seductive or something.

"...hey Drew," I chuckled,trying to catch Annabeth's eye for some backup.

She didn't look at me, rolling her eyes at Drew instead. Her presence had been irritating Annabeth as well, who seemed like she wanted to rip that girl's head off everytime she approached us.

Not that I would blame her, even peace loving Grover wanted to throw her in a ditch.Which was super fair considering Drew hasn't been the nicest to either of them.

"Oh what happened? You look like your bleeding!" Drew gasped, clutching her chest as if she cared,"It's okay. I'll take care of you."

"He looks like he's bleeding because it's blood, Drew," Annabeth scoffed, looking Drew up and down. She appeared quite intimidating.

I looked down at my finger. It's just a paper cut.

Drew ignored her, her raccoon eyes focused on me,"You can come over after-"

"He's busy," Annabeth interrupted again. I almost sighed in relief.

All hail Annabeth, the general of the protect 'Percy from awkward situations' army!

Drew finally snapped, dropping her goody gumdrops facade,"I wasn't talking to you."

"Good. I have no interest in listening to you,"  Annabeth cooed, turning on her heel.

"So Perrcyyyy-,"Drew tried, again being interrupted by none other than the Annabeth Chase.

"He's busy."

"Nobody asked you!" Drew growled,"Uglybeth. You've never even had a boyfriend. You think you're so smart with your stupid brain."

I felt my blood boil, but Annabeth stood there calmly, a serene smile on her face which meant shit was about to go down.

"An oxymoron."

"W..huh?"

"Smart and stupid is an oxymoron, a contradictory statement."

"You're so-"

"I'll tell you what's not an oxymoron," Annabeth's smile turned wider and I took a step back.

My insides tingled I'm excitement. This is gonna be good.

"That you're a piece of crap who gets off on thinking she's better than other people when all you are is sad and annoying. So keep your sociopathic tendencies away from me," Annabeth paused, before delivering her final blow," And that was a non contradictory statement, moron."

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