The Know it All [Discontinued]

"BEGIN THE CHAOS"

It was a hot, sunny day. The sun is shining with no remorse for the poor people below, sweating. Sigh, I always hated summer. Now shall we go and see where your body may be.

Hmm? Oh, are you wondering what gender you may be? Let's go and find out. Now where is the apartment? Ah, there it is! Now let's see... oh. The gender is neutral.

My apologies if you were looking for a specific gender. I could try and see if there is an alternate universe of this same script, but at last. I must finish the narration of this one first.

I hope you'll be patient when I finish with this play. Hopefully, this script for the gender-neutral protagonist will go smoothly. I don't want to spend more time than I'm paid for, ugh. Now let's see what the protag is doing.

Ah, mood. It seems they're browsing through the internet searching for fanfics. How funny. They seem bored, dissatisfied even. I wonder what type of fic they're looking for? Monkey Kid? Oh, Lego Monkey Kid. Hm, what a coincidence.

Let's see here, they wouldn't notice if I did this? Oh, they're looking at the screen. They clicked the link.

Yes! Hook, line, and sinker! We got this, they're screaming. Oh wow. They scream very loudly. Maybe I should have made them unconscious when dragging them into the portal. Oh well, it is funnier to have mortals make those frightened faces.

This is going to be fun.

– – – Switch to Reader – – –

"I'm sooo bored!" I groan as I drop my head into my arms. I've been going over this website for who knows how long. I can't even find a single good LMK fic that would actually go past the first two episodes!

Literally most, if not all, haven't even canonically introduced the Monkey King. Maybe I should just take a nap or maybe search for a different fandom. Yeah, maybe I should. I pulled my head out of my arms, my chin resting on the back of my hands, and I looked at the screen.

My eyes scan the page, and I see a new title. "Did I slam on the keyboard or something?" I whisper as I sit up straight and look at the details. "Seems too good to be true! It's even completed! Where have you been all my life?" I grinned as I clicked on the link.

It's loading... Still loading... How long will this keep buffering? Wait, it's going through! YES! "Hold on, why aren't there any words?" The screen started to glitch before my device completely turned black. Did it crash? Noooooo! Wait, what the—WHY IS THERE A HAND COMING FROM THE COMPUTER?

"WHaT thE! AHHHH-"

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- - -A/N- - - 

Keys:

"Talking"

"Thinking"

"Past"

Action/fun details/Exaggeration

{Author}/Narrator

- - - (Scene)change to.../ (POV)switch to.../ Time skips - - -

Nicknames:

(Basically everyone) - "Kid"

(Pigsy) - "Champ"

(Idk who but it will happen) - "Sidekick"

Extra:

{Yes, this is a various x reader, but the thing is, not everyone will be the MAIN love interest, but that doesn't mean they won't have their own romantic side during this fic. But there are some characters that are platonic.}

{Also, everyone has been aged up to young adults. So it wouldn't be weird if we had romantic scenes with a pre-teen MK and then had a romantic scene in the same fic with an ADULT Monkey King.}

{Reader will go through several nicknames, so if you see a name or nickname being used, it could be a substitute for the Reader. The nicknames might change from person to person, so pay attention, unless it should just be a singular nickname or if y'all are fine with just "Reader, (y/n) or [Name]."}

- THE MESS