The Know it All [Discontinued]

"CRAZED ADVENTURE"

{Here we are on a normal night and-oh is that Redson and his FATHER? Omg.}

- - - Change to "Megapolis: Shoe Store" + Switch to Redson - - -

Here I am walking with my father as I lead him to one of the many places that these pathetic humans have to offer. From my exquisite amount of knowledge.I know that many mortals flock over to places that have any popular item.

And many try to get their hands on it. They call them luxury items, and that is the type of item I need to help my father conquer this world. And one of these items lies in a place that is called a "Shoe Store."

Watch father, as I amaze you with my prowess.

While walking towards the store, I noticed there was a huge line of mortals on their devices. But my father and I don't have time to bother with rules for these peasants. I take my father with me as we pass by the line and walk in front of the store receptionist, being hard at work.

"Ahem, we're here for the new Yeelzabub shoes." I ask proudly, as I lay an arm on the desk. The Shoe store receptionist, who is not paying attention to us, replies. "Yep, you and everyone else. Head to the back of the line." With a serious tone and point pass the line. Redson turns around to face the line. And a random person happily yells out, "Ye-yah!"

The audacity!

Redson, who was shocked and scoffed, said, "Do you know who he is? That's the Demon Bull King you're talking to." Upset with how these humans act towards a powerful being such as themselves. I was stopped before I could say anything else by my father picking me up and putting me behind him.

The store receptionist, without a care in the world, replies back with a, "Oh yeah, that's cool. Why don't you tell that to the people at the back of the line?" he continued with his tone as he put a hand underneath his chin.

The store receptionist looks up at my father as he rebuttals, "I am the Demon Bull King! Scourge of the Netherworld! And I will be taking those shoes!" he said, showing off his aggression. This seems to scare the receptionist.

Good.

The store receptionist, who finally seems to understand his worth, utters, "Uh, you still have to wait in line, I'm sorry." Never mind; he didn't learn a thing. My father, the brilliant man he is, grins. "You will be."

He starts out as he absorbs the majority of the shoes around him, making all of them get absorbed in his armor, which causes him to increase in size. I watched in amazement.

For his finishing act, he picks up one of the shoes and says, "You know what's better than a limited edition?" He paused. "One of a kind." He laughs maniacally. As me and my father rock out in our new shoes.

- - - Change to "Megapolis: Streets" - - -

My father had continued his rampage absorbing as many things as he could over the many shops and homes. I, wanting to watch my father as he festers and grows, I flew and landed on a nearby building with the help of my invention, the Twin Fire Jet Pack.

"Yes. With every item absorbed, my family comes one step closer to total domination! Once we get the Monkey King's staff, we will be unstoppable!" I loudly proclaimed. The amount of devastation we caused in order to make our dream a reality.

- - - Change to Inside the "Pigsy Noodles Delivery Truck + switch to Reader - - -

We are all squished into Pigsy's Delivery Truck. I don't know how they manage to fix this or find a replacement that quickly, but I'm just going to assume it's show logic.