The Know it All [Discontinued]

"IDK HOW I GOT HERE BUT HERE I AM"

- - - Change to "Megapolis: Construction Site" - - -

It's so dark. Why is it dark? Who turned off the lights? Why does everything hurt? My eyes, are they closed? But I don't remember going to bed? Ugh, everything hurts; my body feels sore. Am I laying on the floor? I should stop complaining and open my eyes.

As I start to open my eyes, the light starts rushing in, notifying me that it's still day time. "Ouch, damn sun," I hissed, closing my eyes against the blinding sun. my hand on my face to cover my eyes.

I start to rub my eyes and slowly open them back up again. Out of reflex my eyes start to aggressively blink, trying to get used to the bright light. After a few moments, I was finally able to see my surroundings, which confused me even more.

HOW DID I END UP OUTSIDE?! I was literally in my room, at my desk. HOW did I even end up HERE? I started to ponder, trying to remember how I got into this situation. I ponder until I get a hit of realization.

"THAT HAND!" I shout, "That DANG hand brought me here, AND FOR WHAT?" I screamed and shouted and let it all out. I was really pissed. Looking around to see where I am, I noticed that I was in some sort of construction zone.

I hope it's the latter. Everything looks a lot more modern in a futuristic-tech-way. Way more different than my old place, so I'm definitely not where I'm supposed to be.

Looking down at my hands, I see yellow claws? "Wha-" Looking at whatever body part I can see, "WHY-" spinning around, "WHY DO I LOOK WEIRD?!" In a state of shock, I started to run around, like I had lost my head, and began to try to find anything that was reflective enough to see my reflection.

Out of nowhere, I turn around and see a body-length mirror. Still having an adrenaline rush, I picked up the mirror and leaned it on a pile of rubble. I began to check myself out and saw that I looked like a LEGO!

I continue to stare at the mirror as I slowly lose my adrenaline. "I look hot," I say as I take a deep breath. Seeing my reflection, I giggled for a bit. I tried out other poses and added weird faces, finding myself in this body funny.

Dropping to the rough floor, getting into a comfortable position. I put a hand underneath my chin as I sit and ponder where I currently could be. A random thought crossed my mind.

"Why would that hand take me to a different universe? I mean, I look and feel different, so there is no way I'm in a human world." I say as I poke and pick my skin? "That narrows some fandoms down, I guess. What shows do I know that use Legos?"

A random thought hit me. "Could I be in... Monkey Kid? Nah, right? But, I don't remember any other Lego shows having a construction dump. Nahh." I murmured as I stared up into the sky, seeing a few birds pass by.

I let the rest of my body fall to the ground. Lying on the floor, I sigh. "All this excitement has made me so tired. Maybe I should walk around and figure out where exactly I am."

I arose from the floor and began dusting off whatever debris had fallen on me. I looked around the area, seeing if there was an exit nearby. I tried to scope around the area by climbing up a nearby hill of rocks and onto the roof of the smallest nearby building.

Looking around, I finally saw a road. I parkour down the roof, and I started to make my way towards the streets. I hummed and sang a bit as I made my way towards the road.

"Making my way downtown, walking fast, walking faster now to go down, dududududu." I sang as I walked out of the construction site and onto the sidewalk. I started to stray away from the construction site, wanting to see if I could find anything remotely familiar.

As I passed many stalls, stores, and many other buildings, I heard some loud screaming. Turning towards the sound, I see two vehicles in the distance. One was some sort of motorcycle and the other a... delivery truck?

Squinting my eyes to see if I could see the pair better, it looks like they're scared, frightened, afraid. All I know is that they look funny.

While squinting at the pair, a realization hit me. "They look familiar... Waaait, is tha-'' Being the dumb bitch I am, I failed to realize that I had walked onto the god dang road when I was trying to figure out who the pair was.

At the very least, I now understand why they appeared so terrified. Shrugging off the fact that I was going to be thrown by the sheer force of being hit by a vehicle. Being the dumb bitch I am, I didn't move away from the road as they got frighteningly closer.

Now deciding that I don't actually want to be flat ironed to the ground or go through the traditional ways of being isekai'd. I got the bright idea to actually walk off the sidewalk, but at last I was too slow as I was still on the road as the two were basically RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

"GET OUT OF THE WAYYYY!!" Shouted the girl

"MOVE, LADY! MOVE!" Screamed the boy.

This is going to hurt.

I stood in a defensive position, getting ready to be hit. I'm about to start flying. Then, with the sound of tires screeching against the road, I feel my body get thrown to the side.

I hit the ground and my head felt like it had been split open. I felt a vibration running through my body as I tried to regain my senses. I felt a heavy weight on top of me. I groaned, as did the person on top of me. I opened my eyes to see what was going on.

"MEI, ARE YOU OKAY!?" shouted the guy, who I finally realized was MK, "Huh... yeah, yeah, yea, I'm OKAY!" Mei, the girl on top of me, responds. "I-I'm okay tooooo." I groggily said, as I lifted my dominant hand and pointed it to the sky.

Mei, now realizing that she was on top of me, gets up quickly and immediately starts apologizing. MK, seeing this and seeing my situation, also joined Mei in her sonic speed of apologies. Slowly picking myself up in a sitting position.

I could literally see stars.

I shook my head and saw the both of them bowing up and down to me out of sync. Seeing them like this, I laughed. "It's okay, don't-don't worry about me." I reassure them, I wobble my way into standing up.

-The pair sees me and tries to help me out. The pair quickly held me up as they tried to find a way to make it up to me. "You want to make it up to me?" I ask. "YES, ANYTHING!" They both say, as they let me go.

I try to think of a plan to let them take me to Pigsy's Noodle Shop. I was so hungry. As I open my mouth to give them my request, I start to stumble and start to slowly lose consciousness. I let out a, "Catch me." Before falling into a pair of arms. Then I black out.

"AY-"