Razor is Not Just a Puppy

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Razor is hot. Like. Objectively speaking. Puberty hit him and he is very attractive. Bennett wasn't blind. Obviously, that was the case. So why did it bother him so much that he was getting more attention than usual? People loved his little puppy before but now it was...

"Hmph." Bennett tapped his fingers against the desk, staring at Razor getting swarmed by people. 

"Don't like it when people flirt with your boyfriend?" Xingqiu leaned over from the desk in front of Bennett and placed his arm down on Bennett's desk. 

"We're not- he isn't-" 

"Riiiiiight," Xingqiu snickered. 

"We're not any more in a relationship than you and Chongyun." 

Xingqiu's lips pressed into a firm line. 

"Sorry. That was too far," Bennett apologized immediately. 

"Unlike you," Xingqiu pressed his finger against Bennett's chest, "I don't get to kiss the guy I like every day." 

"You have a crush on someone?" Chongyun appeared beside Xingqiu with popsicles in hand. He was already licking one. Very badly. And getting popsicle remains all over his fingers. Frowning, he licked his hand and then his fingers too. 

"I hate how he does this without even realizing it could be seen as sexy," Xingqiu sighed. 

"He said, taking a video of Chongyun," Bennett rolled his eyes. Xingqiu had a habit of taking his phone out the minute Chongyun appeared. He didn't even want to know what Xingqiu did with all of the photos and videos. 

"Do you want one?" Chongyun held out a popsicle for Xingqiu. The two might not kiss every day like Bennett and Razor... but no one else in the school (or perhaps the world) was allowed to eat any of Chongyun's prized popsicles. 

"You want me to lick your popsicle?" Xingqiu asked, smirking. 

"No, I'm asking if you want a popsicle," Chongyun replied, completely straight-faced. 

"What if I only want your popsicle?" Xingqiu managed to ask, without laughing. 

"Huh? Well, okay..." Chongyun held out his popsicle. Xingqiu froze, wondering if he was imagining things, but then grabbed Chongyun's hand and pulled his popsicle close to his lips. He stared directly into Chongyun's eyes and stuck out his tongue, licking his dripping tip-

"I hate you," Bennett muttered, unable to stop staring at the two. 

"Whatever for? All I did was try Chongyun's popsicle," Xingqiu smiled, licking his finger. 

"Don't say it like that," Bennett wanted to die. His face was probably already red. 

"I really like Chongyun's big throbbing pop-" 

Bennett slammed his hand over Xingqiu's mouth. "Please stop. Have some self-respect." 

Xingqiu grabbed Bennett's wrist and pulled his hand away. "Trust me, when you've lasted this long with feelings not returned-- self-respect is but an illusion to the fantasies you brew up." 

"Popsicles don't throb," Chongyun said. Bennett and Xingqiu both gave each other a look and laughed awkwardly, staring at the innocent classmate. 

"Are you going to tell him?" Bennett whispered so only Xingqiu could hear. 

"You'd have me ruin his purity?" Xingqiu whispered back. 

"Isn't that what you're trying to do though?"