Razor is Not Just a Puppy

5

The sun rested its rays pasionately on Bennett's face. Razor snuggled up to him and yawned, refusing to open his eyes. The total hours of sleep Bennett got last night: zero. The total hours Razor got? Likely a wonderful nine. Slightly more than recommended and defintely enough to feel rested. 

"Razor..." Bennett grabbed his face and pushed. "Razor wake up. We're going to be late for school." 

"Weekend..." Razor murmered. 

"Huh?" Bennett tried to tilt his neck to look at his calendar but it was hard to do from the floor. 

"Bennett..." Razor nuzzled his face into Bennett's neck. "Smells realistic..." Razor's eyes fluttered open. He wasn't quite awake yet. "Bennett..." Razor pressed his lips against Bennett's cheek and moved to Bennett's own lips. Bennett froze. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. But also, stay asleep. 

"Razor?" 

Razor paused. Bennett nearly heard the gears turning in his head. He jumped up off of the ground and onto the bed in a swift movement, backing up until he hit the backboard. Razor's cheeks were the same as usual but his ears were bright red. 

"And we're up," Bennett stood and placed his hands on his back. He stretched and leaned over to touch his toes to stretch again. Staying on the floor that long really wasn't the best. 

"Bennett?" Razor squeaked. 

"Razor..." 

"Did I..." Razor glanced around, not sure what to ask. 

"It's okay," Bennett gave him a thumbs up. "Only the bestest of bros sneak into each other's room at night and press up against each other on the floor falling asleep in each other's embrace while the moonlight shines..." Bennett tried not to choke on his words as his face started to turn red. Nope. That didn't sound bad at all. That was just the best friend behavior. Yep. Totally. Goddamn Xingqiu what are you making him read? Razor and Bennett were friends. Friends. Childhood friends. Neighbors. Good ol' pal-

"Eep!" Bennett squeaked as Razor's face appeared before his. He took a step back, nearly falling, only for Razor to catch him. "Don't sneak up on me like that!" 

"Bennett...saw me move..." 

"I didn't!" 

"What's Bennett thinking about?" Razor tilted his head slightly. Just like a cute puppy would. How could he tell him he was thinking about him? That was too embarassing! 

"You kissed my cheek so we didn't do our daily kiss today, did we?" Bennett blurted out. 

"Bennett wants to kiss?" Razor's eyes lit up. Bennett had regrets. 

"I mean...yeah...sure...we do every day...don't we?" 

Razor pulled Bennett onto the bed and into his lap. He hugged him close and gave him a kiss. Bennett wanted to break out of this hold. It was putting him in an awkward position. Firstly, he was wrapped in Razor legs. Secondly, he was wrapped in Razor arms. Thirdly, he had not slept at all and the only thing he had to occupy his mind with was Xingqiu's smutty fic...which meant...certain areas needed to be attended to and if Razor felt any of that-

"That's enough!" Bennett barely caught his breath or even had enough strength to push Razor away. "I need a shower-" 

"Shower together?" 

"No!" Bennett gave one more small nudge and grabbed his towel. He ran out of the room and into the bathroom, slamming the door behind him. 

"Eh?" Razor blinked. "But we always shower together..." he sighed, curling up into a ball on the bed. He uncurled for just long enough to grab Bennett's pillow and then curled back up again, sniffing it. "Bennett's scent..." he smiled slightly, nuzzling his face into it, falling asleep again.