Me: In my next life, I'm gonna go on the prowl! I'll hunt down all the ladies!
????: Request received. Notice - The requirements have been met. The unique skill Predator will now evolve into the ultimate skill Gluttonous King Beelzebuth. Successful.
Me: What?
????: Notice - The requirements have been met. The unique skill Great Sage will now evolve into the ultimate skill Wisdom King Raphael. Successful.
Me: Ugghh. I must be hearing things. Yes, just my imagination playing tricks on me before I die.
????: Notice - The incorporation of a human form has been completed. In addition, a new body has been created to facilitate the further additions as deemed necessary by current requirements.
????: Petition to have master's lust...
Me: Uggghhh, Why am I taking so long to die? Can't life see I'm in pain over here?
????: Request received. Creation of the ultimate skill Lust Queen Aphrodite...successful.
Me: Won't you shut up, woman! Let a man die in peace.
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Somewhere in the Great Jura Forest...
It is a day like any other for the unsuspecting inhabitants of the Great Forest of Jura. They each go about their business tending to their families, some hunting whilst others still pray to their guardian deity Veldora. Yes, it is a day like the one before and the one before that. Absolutely nothing to see...wait! What's that?
From the heavens above, an entity with an absurd aura descends from on high in a dazzling yet absolutely terrifying bolt of purple. The column of fire stretches into the sky like a pillar holding up the very tapestry on which the stars themselves are painted and yet all eyes are focused on the ball of violet that descends within its midst.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
The world shivers as though god himself has finally returned. All bow in terror to the coming of their creator. The one and only Veldanava has returned. All hail. May his name forever be praised! Yet, even as the dust from his impact rises further and further above the clouds, one cannot help but wonder. Is this our lord and creator or is this something far more sinister?
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That Time I Got All The Ladies (Book 1)
FanficHave you ever wondered what things would be like if Rimuru actually stuck to what he had said when he died? "In my next life, I'm gonna go on the prowl! I'll hunt down all the ladies!" Well, let's find out together as Rimuru starts his next life in...
