"I was once a lamb that munched on wool. No wonder the other kids didn't like hanging around with me. They'd suffer major hair loss from a young age. The adults said behind my back that I'd die from this vanilla cannibalism one day, but that day never came. So the kids jumped me and I died.
"I tried telling this story to them when I woke up, but they kept ignoring me. Then I realized, it was like I didn't exist anymore."
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Shitty Short Stories
General FictionExpect a crack fairy tale series that references a lot of death and existentialism, as my random way of having fun!ヽ(✿゚▽゚)ノ Multiple updates every Tuesday! Or on a random day of the week. Or fuck the schedule. I just released multiple chapters earli...