"Speedrunning," the author said.
"Making a load of shit," the author said.
"So that, after a thousand mistakes, I can then make a thousand greats."
Sleepy, the author is.
But, to wash dishes, the author must.
Comically, the author laughs.
For they have noticed: lmao, Yoda-talk.
The mundane woes of the author. Here they come, here they go.
"Should I plan?" the author asks, "these short stories I pull out of me?"
"I should rest." The author says, "But dishes is duty."
It has passed one o'clock.
There goes the author.
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Shitty Short Stories
General FictionExpect a crack fairy tale series that references a lot of death and existentialism, as my random way of having fun!ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ Multiple updates every Tuesday! Or on a random day of the week. Or fuck the schedule. I just released multiple chapters earli...
