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     Once, there was an old man in the middle of the road. And a duck passed by. The old man asked the duck, "Where are you going, o duck?"
     The duck replied, "to see my kids."
     The old man saw it holding a milk carton. And asked, "you bought some milk?"
     The duck nodded. "But what are you doing, old man?"
     The old man simply smiled. "I'd like to see my granddaughter again."

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