Everyone: -going nothing-
Me: -jumps through a window- Guess what muthafluffers!
Roma: -whispers- ..motherfluffer? -out loud- What?
Me: My other book: Mogeko Asylum has over 300 views!!! And this one has almost 200!!!!!
Hikaru&Kaoru: Congrats
Karkat: LIKE I GIVE A SHIT
Twins: -karate chops Karkats head- Be nice to Nimi!
KK: -growls- I WILL END YOU
Me: Wtf just happened?
Kid: I don't know but I wanna hug those twins
Me: Why do I ship it?
Nepeta: :33< i don't know
Norway: The world may never know...
Me: But seriously, thank you all for reading this far! I'm surprised that my sucky writing is this popular already. And since I have a speech impediment, it's should've been harder for me
Roma: It should've, but it didn't!
Me: Yay!!!! -glomps Roma-
Roma: -falls- GAH-?!
Luci: The-a fuck?
Flavio: Everyone needs new-a clothes~
Luci: You-a need a life
Allen(2p!'Merca): Burn!
Flavio: So-a mean to your-a own bro-
Luci: Disown
Flavio: -tears in his eyes and runs away- I-A HATE YOU!
Luci: ...since when did you-a liked me???
Me: Holly shit I'm gonna end this before it gets worst. Btw, if you guys want, send us dares!
Roma: Dare me to kiss my 2p, a Nimi gets her tail pulled.
Me: Please don't dare him to do that. Please. I'll give you all Kid
Kid: What?!
Me: Baaaaaai!!!
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My Random Life
Humor'Ello efuryone! It is I, the Knight of Heart, is here to show mew all randomness of fandom's by combining it with my life!
