Poker

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Togami: Who would win in a poker game?

Celestia: Me, of course

Nagito: I might win out of luck

Naegi: I have the same reason as Nagito

Togami: Only one way to settle this

Naegi: Let me guess: Poker?

Togami: That's right.

Togami: I'll let you use mine, since you're probably broke right now.

Nagito: I'll use my own

Celestia: I'll just use poker chips

Togami: LET THE BATTLE COMMENCE

~ONE HOUR LATER~

Celestia: How could I lost...?

Nagito: Well, I AM the Ultimate Lucky Student

Naegi: I'm just the Ultimate Hope...

Naegi: Though I came out second

Togami: I'm disappointed Naegi

Naegi: Why are YOU disappointed?!

Naegi: He's the LUCKY STUDENT

Naegi: Of course he'll win!

Nagito: Are you praising me?

Celestia: Anyway, let's give Togami back his money

Nagito: Might as well

Nagito: Since I'm rich already

Nagito: ...

Togami: ...

Togami: Well?

Nagito: ...how much did you give Naegi?

Togami: god DAMNIT NAEGI



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