Nagito: I want to see all of your hope!
Hajime: Nagito, for the last time-
Hajime: OH MY GOD
Nagito: What?
Hajime: WHY'RE YOU NAKED?!
Nagito: I'm showing my hope
Hajime: IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT THIS WHOLE TIME?! YOU JUST WANT TO SEE US NAKED?!
Nagito: Well, no, but that works to if you turn that embarrassing despair into confident hope!
Hajime: There's something wrong with you!
Nagito: No there isn't.
Nagito: There's something wrong with you
Hajime: Me?
Hajime: Why me?
Nagito: You don't seem to be stopping.
Hajime: Stopping what?
Nagito: Staring at my hope
Hajime: I'M LOOKING AT YOUR EYES
Nagito: THOSE ARE MY BALLS HAJIME
Nagito: STOP STARING AT MY DICK HAJIME
Hajime: I'M NOT EVEN LOOKING
Chiaki: Why're you two yelling?
Hajime: Chiaki don't come over he-
Chiaki: Where did you find the crack this time?
Hajime: ...huh?
Nagito: Souda
Chiaki: Thought so.
Chiaki: Hajime, get him in his clothes
Hajime: ...
Nagito: ...
Hajime: ...
Nagito: ...
Nagito: Wanna-
Hajime: NO
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My Random Life
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