Cactus

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Mom = Etihw

Dad = Kcalb

Sis = Rawberry

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Me: -sitting on couch- ...

Etihw: I brought home a purple cactus!

Rawberry: I wanna touch it! X3

Kcalb: Don't!

Rawberry: Why not??

Me: ...

Etihw: ...

Kcalb: ...

Me: Because it's a fluffin' cactus!

Rawberry: So?

Kcalb: YOU DON'T TOUCH CACTUS FOR A REASON!!

Rawberry: And what reason is that?

Kcalb: THEY HURT LIKE HELL!

Me: This child, I swear.


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This really happened.

Like a few minutes ago.

-The Knight of Heart 


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