YESSSSSS! She said yesssss! H, E, double freaking hockey sticks yeah! I wonder what we'll do!? Maybe I'll take her to a taco place... Everybody loves tacos... Or maybe the movies? Nah, too cheesy. And there's no good movies playing. Oh crap, I just realized she's staring at me waiting for me to tell her the details! CRAP WHAT DO I SAY?!
"Uhhh..." I cough and clear my throat.
"Well I have this really good movie at my house, and a super comfy couch, so we could hang out there?" I say, sweat racing down my face. Jesus Christ am I leaking?! Ughhhh. Amanda giggles, wow she has a great smile.
"Sure, that sounds good." She says moving her chocolate locks out of her eyes. I smile and nod.
"Great! Let us go to Anatomy!" I say in a goofy manner. I read somewhere that girls like guys that can make them laugh... I hope they're not screwing with me... Amanda giggled again. Yassss, it might be working!
"Haha, alright. Let us go." She says starting to walk with me. We finally reach Mr. Jeffer's class and I take my seat next to Trevor. I NEED to tell him I got this chick to say yes. Amanda takes the seat in front of me, giving me a smile before she sits down.
"Dude, who's the chick?" Trevor whispers with a smile.
"You'll never believe this, but I asked her out and she said yes!" I say with all of the excitement of a 12 year old girl seeing her teen idol. Trevor looked at me with awe.
"No freaking way... What's her name? Where are you taking her??" Trevor says, suddenly interested in my love life.
"Her name is Amanda, and I'm taking her to my place to watch a movie." I say casually. Trevor just stared at me like I told him I won the lottery.
"DUUUUDEE! You might unlock a chick tonight!!!" He said a little too loud, but not loud enough for Amanda to hear... I hope. I shushed him.
"What do you mean?" I say innocently.
"Think about it dude. A hot chick. Your house. Alone. A date. ITS PERFECT. UNLOCK THAT SHIZZ MAN!" He said a little too loud again. This time, Amanda turned around to look at Trevor. Trevor realized his mistake.
"You know... Umm... That's what my, uhh, girlfriend said to me, uhh, last night..." Trevor said smoothly. Amanda slowly nodded her head and continued taking notes. I couldn't help laughing.
"The best part is you don't even have a girlfriend. Haha." I say.
"Shut up man, and gimme your homework." Trevor says reaching into my bag.
"You seriously need help on Anatomy? We're learning about the thing you should know most about..." I say, motioning to the keys and locks on the textbook. Trevor smiles.
"It's just weird to me that dudes have locks in their butts. And girls have their locks open to reveal a freaking key, TO UNLOCK THE LOCK if you're soul mates a lesbian. I just don't get that." Trevor says. I roll my eyes at him.
"Are you homophobic or something? Dudes have locks in their butts for a reason doofus." I say. Trevor shakes his head.
"I'm not homophobic, it just makes me think... What if I spent all this time trying to unlock locks, when I was the one supposed to be unlocked by another dude..." Trevor says trailing off.
"Well... If it makes you feel better, I think you'll be the one unlocking someone. Whether a chick or a dude." I say patting his back.
"Yeah alright man..."
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69th Time's the Charm
HumorThis story was an idea that came to me when I thought: "What if people had keys and locks instead of their regular genitals, and the lock would only be unlocked if it was your soulmate?" Yeah, you may be thinking, WTF is wrong with you, are you okay...
