HELLS YEAH I FINALLY DID IT!!! You know, I've always seriously liked Trevor. The way he rode on his bright green bike was irresistible. But I never thought this would actually work. No amount of weed or drugs could amount to the lighter flame burning in my heart. As Trevor pulled me close, I leaned into him and kissed him. Even though I whispered no homo into Trevor's ear, I actually really wanted it to be homo. That's why I crossed my fingers because elementary school rules ALWAYS apply IRL. After we made out, we slowly started working toward the clothing. Next thing we know we're nude, which was kinda awkward at first, because this is the first time I ever went nude with someone else while sober. We then, at that moment, decided to do the dirty do. We were both fighting for the top, since we always joked and teased each other that one of us would be bottoms. But the passion and flame was too strong, and I gave into being a bottom just to please Trevor. Then the moment of truth came: Trevor put his key into the lock in my butt. We stared deeply into each others eyes as we waited for it to turn and see if it unlocked me. It seemed like I was waiting for years, decades, centuries, we squeezed our eyes shut until we felt the sensation of an unlocked lock. We both opened our eyes and stared at each other with straight faces. Then Trevor broke out into a huge grin, I followed.
"No. Freaking. Way dude... This whole time I was best friends with my soul mate?!" Trevor said in between chuckles. I started laughing hysterically. I couldn't believe it. The person I've had a crush on for 4 years has finally noticed me...
"You've finally noticed me Senpai..." I whispered with a tear running down my cheek.
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69th Time's the Charm
HumorThis story was an idea that came to me when I thought: "What if people had keys and locks instead of their regular genitals, and the lock would only be unlocked if it was your soulmate?" Yeah, you may be thinking, WTF is wrong with you, are you okay...
