I'm sitting across the table from two furious eyes laid on me. Diana and I are holding hands under the table, but Charlie is sitting all by himself. After Charlie caught Diana and I scissoring in the janitor's closet, Drew ran away saying "This is too much for me!". A few more minutes of awkward silence later, Diana broke the silence.
"Listen... Big Bro... I'm sorry I kinda stole her away from you... BUT WE'RE SOUL MATES! She's not for you... You can find someone el-"
"I DON'T CARE DIANA! UGH MY LITTLE SISTER HAS MORE GAME THAN ME! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!" Charlie cuts Diana off.
"Guys, stop fighting... Charlie," I start to say. Charlie turns toward me.
"I know you wanted to be with me, but your sister is the one for me, I'm sorry." I say standing up and taking Diana with me. I walk with her out to the courtyard, when we're stopped by Herb and Trevor.
"Heyyyyy ladiessss." They say dragging the last letter of each word a little too long.
"Hi Herb, hi Trevor." Diana says.
"Hi guys." I say to them.
"Dude, you gotta try this. It's called Pineapple Explosion. It's like an explosion..." Herb starts to say, then Trevor and Herb turn towards each other,
"BUT WITH PINEAPPLES!" Herb and Trevor say in sync. Diana and I roll our eyes.
"No thanks guys, we don't do that kinda stuff." I start to say. But Diana thinks otherwise.
"Hell yeah, hit me up guys." Diana says with a grin on her face. Herb and Trevor takes Diana's hands and drags her to the druggie circle, leaving me all alone.
"I'LL MEET UP WITH YOU LATER! LOVE YA AMANDA!" Diana shouts over the commotion from the druggies. I start to walk home. It's a lonely road, and the only one that I have ever known... Since I was 15 because I've lived in the same house for ten months but have been homeschooled the whole time. As I walk, I think about my future with Diana... I've finally met my soulmate...
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69th Time's the Charm
HumorThis story was an idea that came to me when I thought: "What if people had keys and locks instead of their regular genitals, and the lock would only be unlocked if it was your soulmate?" Yeah, you may be thinking, WTF is wrong with you, are you okay...