69th Time's the Charm

~Charles~ "DUDE, THAT'S MY SISTER!"

We're halfway through the day and I can't find Amanda anywhere... Maybe she found her other classes... I shrug it off, but I was still kinda bummed. It's lunchtime and I wanted to invite her to sit with Trevor and I. I guess it'll just be Trevor and Herb for the day. Trevor and I are consuming the wonders and mysteries of today's school lunch. Trevor is talking about his most recent attempt of unlocking a chick.
"So yeah, I'm on top of her... And we take off our underwear..." He starts saying suspensefully.
"And I had a HUUUUGEEE key, and she had an itty bitty lock. So we looked each other in the eye and said...'I don't think this is going to work out.'" He said with a huge smile on his face. We all burst out laughing, and before we knew it, we were done with our lunch. We all dumped our trays and finished our remaining chuckles. Trevor and Herb headed out to the courtyard because Herb had some new kind of weed called "Pineapple Explosion" or something... I walked down the halls alone, and ran into my friend Drew.
"Hey dude, what's up?" Drew said.
"Ahh, nothing. Hey listen, I need some advice. You found your soulmate right?" I asked Drew, who was a master with the ladies I hear. Drew nodded.
"Yeah, Chloe... Why?" Drew asked.
"Well I met this girl, Amanda. And I need some advice. We're going to hang out at my house after school, and I want to try and unlock her..." I said shyly. I have never attempted at unlock someone. I'm a clean key.
"Oh sure man. Okay, so first, you gotta sweet talk her, ya know? Then casually put your arm around her. Then turn toward her and start making out, you know, the usual. Then, get on top of her. Then start taking your-" Drew is cut off by a very loud series of giggles and moans. Drew and I look around confused.
"What the hell is that?" I ask.
"I dunno... But I think it's coming from..." Drew looked around for a second, and then his eyes landed on the janitors closet ten doors down. We thought we were the only ones in the halls, but we still cautiously walked toward the closet.
"Open it." Drew said.
"No, you open it" I spat back.
"Okay, rock paper scissors." We both start the ritual of Rock Paper Scissors. I throw rock, he throws paper.
"DAMNIT!" I say quietly, aware of the door that still held giggles and moans. I hesitantly opened the door a crack, then swung it open. Only to find Diana and Amanda scissoring in the closet, and they were both unlocked.
"DUDE THAT'S MY SISTER!"