A Collection of AI Dungeon Adventures

Globus vs the Apocalypse

*inappropriate monkey guard, just as a warning*

You are Globus, a survivor trying to survive in a post apocalyptic world by scavenging among the ruins of what is left. You have a backpack and a canteen. You haven't eaten in two days so you're desperately searching for food. You enter a rundown building and see the smashed remains of a table and some of the debris from the table scattered around the floor. You see a crumbled wall and think you might find something behind it but you find nothing.

You do a handstand of despair.

You decide to try climbing up to the second story of the building where you think more food might be located.

You say "why did the apocalypse destroy all the escalators? i love escalators, i hope i find one upstairs!"

If there had been an escalator, you would have asked a question about how to use one. In the old days, people would ride escalators, day after day, year after year.

You cry about no escalators.

You climb up the crumbled wall and find what looks like the second floor. You are disappointed to find no escalator but there is a window. This gives you the idea to jump out of the building.

You do a Simone Biles routine recreation while jumping out the window as an attempt to see more of your surroundings.

You jump from the roof of the building to the ground below with a crash! Splat! You break your legs, arms, and skull on the hard ground.

You say "ouch"

You cry out in pain as you lie there, dazed and confused. You open your eyes to see that you are still alive. You wonder if you can crawl to safety before collapsing into a coma. out of nowhere, flying monkeys appear on the horizon. they're here to save you from the hard ground.

You hoot and holler in an attempt to attract the monkeys' attention, rolling desperately back and forth with the little muscle control you have left.

The flying monkeys hear your cries and approach the spot you are at. But when they see the broken body of Globus, they are not impressed and decide to move on.

You hypnotize them with your magical powers of hypnosis and force them to carry you back to their monkey hospital.

The monkeys carry you back to their hospital where you are treated for your broken body parts. Eventually, a monkey shaman comes in and casts a spell of healing on you.

You say "thank you monkey shaman, i'm in your debt"

You awake to find that you have amnesia. You can't remember who you are or what the hell happened in the past few hours and you are in a small cage with a small lock you can't escape.

You sing "baby shark" to annoy the monkey guard so that he lets you out of the cage.

The guard comes over and asks what the hell are you doing in the cage.

You reply with the only song you know,

You say "baby shark do do do do do do, baby shark do do do do do do, mommy shark do do do do do do, daddy shark do do do do do do, gangy shark do do do do do do, cousin shark do do do do do do, uncle shark do do do do do do"

The guard thinks you are making fun of him and throws you back into the cage, locking it again.

You kiss the guard, suddenly and well.

The guard gets a boner so you escape your cage and let him have his way with you.

He puts you on his back and starts to hump you to the tune of "baby shark"