Meeting start
"Help, now Chippy is ded as shit." Milo began.
"He probably choked on a poisoned salad." Phil suspected.
"Help, how'd ya know that?" Milo asked.
"I don't know, just instinct."
Teco was also laying on the floor, seemingly dead.
"And Teco's also dead." Steve said.
"Oh no, I'm fine. I just tripped on a shoelace, that's all." Teco replied with a smile.
"Wait, guys..." Chippy said, still alive.
"Wait, you're not dead?" Finn questioned.
"I've died on the inside.. and now.. it's time for me to die on the outside aswell. But also, now it's time to say my last words.." Chippy began.
"This... Fic doesn't have enough crack.." He said, then died. For real this time.
"Wait, he's actually right tho." said Teco.
Well shi-
"Let's get this meeting over with. Now gimme your alibis and I will eat them like I do with fish." Finn interrupted.
"That's almost concerning- Anyway, I was eating fish fillets in the back." Teco replied.
"Help, I found the body." said Milo.
"I was with you, Finn. And so was Louie, Phil and Roger." Steve said.
"Roger wasn't there." Louie corrected.
"So it was Roger?" Finn asked.
"No." replied Roger.
Roger got thrown out of a window.
Roger was not the impostor.
Meeting end
And a few moments later, lights were sabotaged. Everyone went to fix them. Then Phil accidentally stepped on Milo's dead body and Steve saw it.
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