Meeting start
"Isn't it weird that everyone we've voted out until now wasn't actually the impostor?" Finn asked.
"So, is it you then?" Steve asked Finn.
"What? Where'd you get that from?"
"Y'know, I'm starting to think that there is no impostor." Teco sighed.
"Oh yeah? Well then, how did Chippy die?" Steve asked Teco.
"Food poisoning. Just like Phil said."
"Another possibility Phil has mentioned would be pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis." Finn said.
"Ok, but what is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?"asked Teco.
"Wait, you don't know?" asked Finn.
"No, I don't." replied Teco.
"Well, you see.. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a lung disease and one of the longest English words."
"Ah, gotcha."
"So, who are we voting?" Steve asked.
"Well, you see, Steve.. I know exactly what you're doing on twitter.com. And I know that you've been acting fatherless lately. So now, you must be kicked out of our giga chad group." Said Finn.
"You can't do that! I'm against cancel culture!" Steve replied, furious.
"No! That's wrong!" Teco yelled.
"That's a lie! You actually enjoy cancelling others!" Teco continued.
"You made a Danganronpa reference, you're the fatherless one here!" Steve resisted.
"Shush! The author is a fan of Danganronpa, so of course I did!"
"Let's keep this conversation in one fandom, shall we?" Finn interrupted.
"But we already mentioned Amogus!" Teco replied.
"Oh yeah, true. Let's just vote Steve out."
"Fuck you!" Steve cursed.
Steve was muted by Teco for foul language.
Steve was muted by Finn for too young.
"Steve, you gotta vote." Teco said.
Steve has disconnected.
Meeting end
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