"This isn't over yet? Teco, are you the impostor?" Finn asked.
"No, are you?" Teco replied.
"No.. wait a minute now.. WHAT IS HAPPENING?!"
Then, suddenly Paolo broke in.
"Sup! It's ya boy! I was supposed to be in this story with you, but the author got rid of me for no fucking reason, so now I'm back, baby!"
"Who you-" Teco asked.
"What?! Ya don't know who I am? It's-a me, Mario!- Nah, just kidding. It's me, Paolo. Oh and also, I just found out that Teco is... In fact.. GAY."
"How?! I mean- NO, I'M NOT!" Teco sighed.
"Wait, I'm confused- Paolo, are you the impostor?" Finn asked.
"Well, duh! *insert Billie Eilish* And now, I'm blowing up McDonald's!"
"NO! NOT THE FISH FILLETS!" Teco yelled.
"I saw you making out with one, so of course, I'm blowing those up too."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"World's longest no?" Finn raised an eyebrow.
"We need to disable those bombs!"
"Ok, lemme just- *disables bombs* There."
"How did you-" Paolo questioned.
"The power of roleplaying!"
"God danmmit!"
"Hah! Take that!" Teco laughed.
"It's not over yet!" Paolo sighed.
"I still have my last resort. The power of: Explosion!"
And just like that, Paolo exploded, blowing up the McDonald's, along with all the fish fillets. Finn and Teco survived, but Teco became emo and started to wear red Gucci bracelets and Finn started to visit Taco Bell, causing diarrhea.
The end
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