Meeting start
"Phil, why didn't you report the body?" Steve asked.
"I didn't see it!"
"Help, actually I don't need any help now 'cause now I'm ded as shit." Milo said from the dead.
"Phil, you're sus."
"NOOO!" Phil yelled.
"L + Ratio + Fatherless + Bozo."
"NOOOOOOO! DO NOT TALK ABOUT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!"
Flashback start
Phil's dad: "Son, I'mma go get milk."
Phil: "Ok."
And he never came back with the milk.
Flashback end
"Bruh. Touch some grass, you weeb."
"You mean glass?" Teco interrupted.
"Bro, shut up."
"VOTE STEVE!" Phil yelled (again)
"I'mma ruin this man's whole career." Steve said.
"Please no! If you vote me out, you will get pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!"
"BRUH. How does that even work?"
"THE AUTHOR IS BULLYING ME!"
Phil was muted by Steve for foul language.
Phil was muted by Finn for too young.
Phil got thrown out of a window. A different window this time.
Phil was not the impostor.
Meeting end
A few moments later, Louie called an emergency meeting.
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