"SO, HOW is it that we're still here, but the whole of the universe is going down the cosmic shitter?" Allison asked.
"Maybe we're the last to get flushed." Viktor answered.
"Wasn't talking to you." Allison looked away from him.
"Hey, has anyone seen Klaus?" Luther asked.
"Or Dad?" Sloane asked.
"They'll be here." Diego answered.
"Really? Did they... hit traffic?" Ben waved his hands around.
"Sweetie, sit next to me. This is too early for this." Ariya mumbled as she made space for him.
She was currently laying upside down with Lila.
"Look, people, we're alive because we're special, right We're the only ones who can save the universe." Ben said loudly and sat straight next to Ariya.
"Uh, question." Allison asked sarcastically.
"Yes." Ben answered.
"Didn't we just try thatand fail miserably?"
"Yeah, it's because his plan was stupid." Diego shouted.
"Oh okay." Ariya nodded nonchalantly.
"Mm." Allison hummed.
"I got a better one." Diego started.
"Why God why." Ariya groaned.
"Course you do." Ben scoffed.
"We go with the large hard-on particle accelerator. You guys do some science, and..." he clicks his tongue, "we launch the Kugelblitzin to outer space, it's in Switzerland. Didn't think I knew that, did ya?"
"Science." Ariya does jazz hands as she sit straight.
"It's "hadron," not "hard-on," ya moron!" Ben argued.
"Oi! At least he's trying,you shitty little squid." Lila defended.
"Don't talk to him like that!" Ariya shouted.
"What have you contributed?" Lila argued.
"As if you've done wonders!?" Ariya shouted.
"Actually, he did blow up half his family." Diego said.
"Oh, you wanna talk about family problems?" Ben shook his head dramatically as he walked towards Diego just as Lila and Ariya stood next to them, "You know what should have blown up is your face on that neck!"
"I wish I had a cake to hit you with it in your face!"
"That makes no sense." Ariya screamed.
"What are you talking about?" Ben screamed in Korean.
"You better cut that out..." Diego shouted in Spanish.
"What did you say to him!? Tum khudko samajte kya ho?"
(i won't translate hindi, cause it's a fight that literally makes no sense.)
"Don't talk to him like that!" Lila shouted.
"Tu chup bhet, tereko ek chata maru toh nani yaad aajayegi!" Ariya threatened Lila.
"Shut up!" Ben shouted at Diego in Korean.
"Abhi yeh chalega? mereko bhi bolna aata hai, ek gaali sungi na toh bolti bandh ho jayegi!" Lila argued with Ariya further.
(i loved loved loved writing this hehehe)
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