Song, Lip Gloss by: Lil Mama
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"Y/n, please. You don't know where that's been."
"Yeah, I do. It's been on the ground." I shrugged.
Five rolled his eyes. "So, I come back here and find that you two sentient STDs have actually been in there. Everything's leading to Oblivion. So we have to go in there."
"Hell no! Not happening."
"No way! We barely got out alive."
"Yeah? So what? This is about more than just you two."
"Says the guy with all his fingers."
I chuckled with a hiccup. "Shit."
"I didn't get this by giving a mummy a hand job, alright?"
I hiccuped again. "God damnit, shut up!" I threw the slushy against the wall.
"What the hell-"
"Hiccups always used to set her on edge."
"On edge? Who's on edge?" I asked.
"No one. Nevermind..."
"Yeah, that's what I thought-" I hiccuped.
Diego cleared his throat, "I went in there, and I lost my fingers to this thing with a knife and on a chain."
"Hey, look, Diego might be 90% moron and 10% pelvic thrusts, but he's right about Oblivion, okay? We're not just gonna waltz back in there just because you say so."
"Good. Because you're coming with us." Luther said.
"This should be interesting."
"Not me. I don't know you." I looked at the girl next to him. Five leaned in towards me, "She's part of the Sparrows." He whispered.
"Wait, we're friends with the enemy now?" I questioned, clueless.
Five out his hand over my mouth. "Where to?"
"Sparrow academy."
"The world's ending, so I think it's time we put our petty bullshit aside and work together on this Kugelblitz."
"Is he only taking her side because he's shagging her?" I whispered to Five.
He slightly smiled, he put his finger up to my lips, signaling me to stay quiet.
"Yeah? Or what?"
Five held my arm and went out the door with Luther and his girlfriend.
"Or Stanley won't be the last of us to disappear."
We got at the academy, a blonde lady was holding out cookies. I pushed Five off of me and grabbed the plate out of her hands. I sat on the couch and watched everyone talk as I ate.
"Welcome. Please make yourselves at home."
"Bitch, this is our home."
"Excuse me?"
"Uh, jellybean?"
"Where the hell is Viktor and Klaus?"
"With our luck, probably Kugelblitzed by now."
"You're a dark little dude sometimes."
"Ooh, what happened to your hand?"
Five sat next to me and took the plate of cookies away. I stared at him in disbelief.
"We don't have time for idle chitchat. Everyone, sit down."
"Please would be nice."
Lila chuckled.
