Song, Woo by: Rihanna
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Five helped me sit at a bar, everyone else sat down.
"Give me that."
Five gave me vodka.
"How old is she?" Luther asked.
"Older than you." I replied, before chugging the bottle.
"So this Kugelblitz, it's...?"
"The end of everything." I replied to Viktor. "Every Rick, every star, every atom sucked into a radiant black hole."
"Randomly collapsing matter every moment in time across all existence till nothing's left. Hate to say I told you so, but..." Five added.
"You love to say I told you so."
"You know, it's impressive. Whoever knocked off your mums hated you all enough to end the entire universe." Lila said.
"We don't know that."
"It doesn't matter who created the damn thing. We just have to kick its ass."
"Oh really? How? Are you and Diego gonna punch it in the Kugel?"
"The best plan is to go back in time and eliminate the paradox and destroy whatever it was that took out our mothers and stop the Kugelblitz before it starts, but we can't do that. Briefcase is kaput."
"And why the hell can't you just jump us out of here?"
"Last time I tried that, we all got trapped in time. Do you really wanna risk that again?"
"What's plan B?"
Diego and Klaus walked to us.
"Gimme that."
"What happened to you?"
"Oh, just a speargun to the chest. No big deal."
"What did we miss?"
"The universe is ending, and we're all going to die."
I chugged the bottle of vodka, once I finished the bottle I looked at the whiskey bottle.
I made it teleport in front of me.
"How'd you do that?"
"Shut up." I said before opening the bottle and drinking it.
"What the hell was that?"
I looked around and saw people disappearing. I shrugged and continued to drink.
"That was a Kugel wave. Oh, it's getting worse."
"How long do we have?"
"At this rate of escalation, if you factor in--"
"Four, maybe five days before the rest of existence is kablitzed." I responded, interrupting Five.
My mouth started bleeding, I wiped most of it. "Five..."
He handed me a towel. I held it over my mouth.
"We should've given them Harlan."
"Luther."
"What about Harlan?"
"The Sparrows said if we turned him over, we could end the fighting, and then work together to save the world. But if we didn't--"
"But we tried to make peace. Okay, and then the step-siblings from hell attacked, kidnapped you, and they tried to kill us. I mean, come on. We can't trust them. Working together would be like trying to defuse a bomb by pouring gas on it. It's only gonna make things burn down faster."
