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This is just a short and funny one-shot with Simeon memes I found on pinterest.
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Barbatos and Simeon were in the kitchen of purgatory hall. They were making dinner together.
"I need to use the restroom. I'll be back in a moment" Barbatos said and left after giving Simeon a smile.
Simeon continued to cook. He was quite focused so he didn't hear Mc who was in the vents.
Why were they there? Their pet hamster had went inside it. So, they were searching for it.
Barbatos came back after a few minutes. When he was about to enter the kitchen, Simeon sneezed.
"Bless you" Mc said without thinking. Simeon and Barbatos both were shocked.
"Father?!!" Simeon questioned. That's when Mc fell from the vent laughing. Barbatos also giggled.
"Oh, so it was you Mc" Simeon said.
"You are adorable my darling" Barbatos said as he continued to giggled.
Then Mc's hamster jumped down from the vent onto them. Mc was ecstatic to see it.
"Consera!" Mc said its name. Barbatos grabbed a broom and got ready to hit the rodent.
"Barbs, no!" Simeon said and stopped him.
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Asmo was being horny as always, but he was at purgatory hall. He had come back with Solomon there after a party.
"But how could that woman insult you like that?! Does she not know about your 11-" Solomon put his hand over Asmo's mouth.
"Luke, how about you go to sleep?" Simeon said with a smile. Luke nodded and went away.
When Luke was gone. Simeon was glaring at Solomon and Asmo.
"Watch what you say in front of him" Simeon said.
"Yes sir!" Asmo said and saluted, scared. Solomon just gave a nervous smile.
They all went to sleep then. Or it seemed. Simeon wasn't able to sleep due to the noises Asmo made throughout the night.
Good thing, Luke slept with music playing in his room.
The next morning. A sleep deprived Simeon approached Asmo and Solomon at the breakfast table.
"You look horrible Simeon!" Asmo exclaimed. Simeon just did one thing.
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From that day onwards. Solomon put a spell to make his room soundproof.
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Simeon wanted to meet Barbatos, but he was at the demon lord's castle as he didn't understand how to use his D.D.D to contact him.
So, he went to the castle, but didn't enter. He went around the castle and looked for Barbatos' room's window.
When he found it he started to throw rocks at it. As a way to gain Barbatos' attention.
When Barbatos came. He looked at Simeon in a confused way. Why would his darling do this?
He didn't open the window since he knew that Simeon would hear him through it.
"What are you doing, my heart?" Barbatos asked Simeon.
"I wanted to see you" Simeon replied.
"Why didn't you use your D.D.D?" Barbatos asked.
The Simeon did something that Barbatos hadn't expected at all. Barbatos was really shocked at this.
"I MEANT TO CALL ME NOT THROW YOUR PHONE AT THE WINDOW!!" Barbatos yelled and rushed down to meet Simeon.
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