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This is what reading fluffy AziraCrow fanfics does to you. I also want a snake who is only friendly to me and hates everyone else.
Another reason is that snake cuddles sound great.
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Mc was bathing in the sun in their snake form. They were originally a snake but a wizard once accidently used a spell on them. So, now that could transform into a human and had magical powers.
They stuck their tongue out and smelled a soul. They had some weird abilities after the incident.
'Who died.. and so close to my napping spot... flowers smell better than a soul...' they thought as they raised their head and looked around.
They yawned and decided to climb up a tree to find the person who died.
They followed the smell and after about half an hour. They were in middle of Kota. An accident had taken place in which a biker was hit by a truck.
"Unfortunate, ain't it?" Mc heard a voice and whipped their head around to see a woman with pink-purple hair. They immediately hissed and bared their poisonous fangs at the strange person.
"Hey, don't bite me! I'm just standin' here!" She replied. Mc continued to hiss. The woman smelled of death and... rose/jasmine perfume..?
"Well, ya clearly don't like me so I'll just do my job and be on my way" Mc watched as the woman walked up to the dead person's soul and offered him a hand.
Mc decided to shrink to and extremely small size to go through the crowded street. The woman was laughing about something with the soul.
Mc approached and carefully exchanged places with the shoelaces. They made sure they were not in a dead knot and took a nap.
'Let's see how this goes' they thought just before drifting in a peaceful slumber.
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Mc woke up and found the woman pushing the man forward through a portal in some place which was really cold and dark. It smelled of extreme evil.
"Byie!" She said and the portal closed, turning into a scythe. It was quite small, only around 5 feet. The handle was an extremely dark purple, that Mc's limited cones & rods couldn't see, with engraved designs of bombs, traps etc.
The blade was extremely shiny and looked as if it was never used. Having a signature near the base joined to the handle.
'Why that color? Whatever it is. It's hard to see...' they thought and squinted a little.
However, Mc decided to let their presence be known. They got out of the lace holes and immediately became huge in size as they coiled around the woman.
"Oh, hey cutie!" The woman said and the scythe turned into a hair clip. Mc was confused but hissed.
"How bout we talk instead? This really isn't comfy and I really don't wanna hurt ya!" The woman spoke.
Mc thought, but they were a little distracted. This woman was extremely warm. Warmer than other people. Mc decided to reduce to the size of an average snake and coil around the woman's waist.
"You're gonna make me simp for ya" the woman said and started walking in a random direction.
"Oh, I'm Thirteen!" She said. Mc nodded as they rested their head on Thirteen's shoulder.
"What color isss your sscythe" Mc asked.
"I hadn't expected you to be able to talk but it's purple!" Thirteen replied.
"Purple? Weird a name for a color I can't sssee" Mc sighed.
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It had been a month since Mc had started living with Thirteen. They had developed feelings that they never felt before.
"Mc sweetie! I'm gonna be back soon!" Thirteen said and gave Mc a boop on their snoot. Mc licked the finger.
'Why do not want her to leave.. I want to coil around her and sssleep..' Mc thought and watched as Thirteen jumped out of the window.
Mc decided to switch places. They slithered out of their huge glass enclosure and went to the bed.
'Sssmellsss like her' Mc thought and hissed in content.
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Mc woke up to Thirteen sleeping next to them. Thirteen seemed to have fallen asleep while using their... what was the thing called? Light up rectangle.
Mc held it as properly as a snake could and went on an app? Is that was it was called?
They opened an app which Thirteen would answers everything. So, Mc searched for what they felt for the pinkette-purple haired woman.
'Love!? That happenssss to humanssss not ssssnakessss!' They thought but then remembered the accident.
'I guesss I'm pretty human...' they thought and put the rectangle down.
Mc coiled around Thirteen to gather warmth. Maybe one day they will tell the pretty woman. Maybe they won't. Who knows?
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