KnY Boyfriend Scenarios

Incorrect Quotes

Tanjiro Kamado

Y/n: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Tanjiro: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Y/n: Th-that's not how that works-

Y/n: Are you trying to seduce me?
Tanjiro: Why, are you seducible?

Y/n, mad at Tanjiro: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Kanao, staring at Y/n: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting all giddy.
Y/n: But you're always acting giddy?
Kanao: ...
Kanao: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

Mitsuri: Time for plan G.
Shinobu: Don't you mean plan B?
Y/n: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Kanao: What about plan D?
Y/n: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Shinobu: What about plan E?
Mitsuri: I'm hoping not to use it. Zenitsu dies in plan E.
Zenitsu: WHAT?!
Inosuke: I like plan E.

Y/n: I fell—
Tanjiro: From heaven?
Y/n: No, I literally fell—
Tanjiro: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Y/n: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Tanjiro: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Y/n: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Tanjiro: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Y/n: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Tanjiro: Is it working?

Y/n: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Tanjiro: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

Zenitsu Agatsuma

Zenitsu, looking at Y/n: She's the girl of my dreams!
Tanjiro: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams.
Zenitsu: I have a lot of dreams.

Y/n: So, you kissed me.
Zenitsu: And you kissed me back, right?
Y/n: No, I kissed your mouth.

Zenitsu: I don't think your father approves of me.
Y/n: Don't worry, he doesn't approve of us either.

Tanjiro: Is Zenitsu annoying you?
Y/n: Yes, but he's my boyfriend, I signed up for this.

Kyojuro: It's funny how you and Y/n get along! I could swear she was scared of you at first!
Zenitsu: Oh- I think she'a scared of everybody at first. It's her way of reaching out to people.

Zenitsu: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... Y/n and I are dating.
Y/n, Tanjiro, Inosuke, and Giyuu: *gasp*
Tanjiro: Y/n, why are you surprised?!

Shinjuro: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful relationship...
Y/n: I really care about your feelings!
Zenitsu: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Shinjuro, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster relationship...
Mother: WHY DID THE GODS GIVE ME A DEVIL CHILD!?
Y/n: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG TO DESERVE THIS!

Inosuke Hashibira

Inosuke: It's not gonna work, I'm not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Inosuke: Lmao, @Y/n.

Y/n: Can I have a private talk with you?
Inosuke: Okay, as long as it's not about tampons because I just don't understand them.