C.A.L.B.E.R.S prompts

Cue "Cupid"

(not finished)  
 Romeo flopped on his large plush bed, the body glitter being sent into the air. He had yet to clean it since he had just gotten back to his fortress from a week long conquest through a collage fraternity houses, disguised as several of their members to stir up drama. He had been using this specific collage for his personal soap opera, and it had been growing stale. Before he had done that, he had requested a booty call from a demoness who enjoyed body glitter a bit to much. He groaned and sat up. He'd have to get it cleaned. And take a bubble bath. His home most likely needed to be cleaned as well, meaning he'd have to take off another 2 weeks to let the maids do the deep cleaning. He decided to go through his contact list to find a place he could crash at. As he took out his phone, using magic to pack his clean cloths, he noted most of his contacts were busy, and he was sure some of his exs would try to kill him on sight.

   The hell dimension would be MUCH to hot, and he didn't want to risk the succubi whisking him away for longer then he planned to be gone. No, he didn't feel up  for a 4 month gang bang. He couldn't go up to the heaven realm. Most of the deities banned him from those pearly gates so that was out of the question. He then spotted Night Shade on his contact list, they had broken up about 12 years ago, and he wanted to see how the Nightmarian prince was doing. After all he had time to look around and realize his aspects were limited to his mothers circle of friends, which were pretty slim. She hardly went beyond the realms she could affect with her magic, so Nighty would have no choice but to accept him back.

   He stripped and quickly began to clean, the bathtub the perfect temperature and his body going to its original form. After stepping out he adjusted his form in the mirror, soon becoming a cute lavender leopard with violet and magenta spots, his hears rounded and his tail adorning a ribbon as he made sure he looked perfect. He called the maid service he used and informed them to be at his home an hour after he left for a full cleaning. Afterwords he called Nightys cell, before it clicked and a feminine but robotic voice informed him.

"Sorry, the number you are trying to reach is not within your zone. Please phase over to another, or try again later. Thank you." Click. 

"...What the fuck?" He scowled. He had gotten this from the top phone company for immortals, his area SHOULD be covered. 

   He opened a portal and stepped through, this was right next to the Nightmarian realm, which he was only allowed to go through with express permission from Nighty or his mother. He tried again, the same thing happened. He tsked, and opened another portal, this one closer to the No-zone in case he was on a planet within the limits. STILL the same damn message! He snarled and just before he practically tore into the last portal he could make he took a deep breath and thought it over. From there, he could only go to a few areas, including Mobius. He hadn't been to Mobius in at least 50 years. Probably more, he was horrible with years. The planet had gotten dull since the humans or 'Overlanders' turned out to be alive, hidden underground. He hated the species. They bored him with no powers, no colorful furs or tails, not even an animalistic sex drive! 

   But he knew Nighty had loved that place, and that was the most likely place he'd be. After all the mobians had some promise, but he couldn't be sure the state of the place until he went and checked for himself. He could always get some energy then head to whatever resort he could find. He opened the portal and stepped through, groaning in exhaustion at the power drained from him. It wasn't often he was left this drained, but after the 7 portals across dimensions he felt fatigued. Still he made sure his form was still attractive as ever and fluffed himself up. Afterwords he tried calling Nighty again. This time, it rang, and he waited excitedly they passed. One ring.... Two........ 5 rings..... Click. He was ignoring him! Of all the NERVER! Not even a voice mail option! Nighty was ignoring him! 

   He stomped around for a few minutes, trying to calm his flaring temper before looking around to figure out where on the planet he was! Clearly a large forest area, the air smelled clean enough meaning the overlanders hadn't taken over this area anyway. He started to walk in one direction, the sky was a dusky purple color of twilight, and he grumbled. This would be a perfect night of seduction, and he sighed, knowing he wouldn't have a warm bed to crawl in, and most likely have to stay up until he found one! He was already so tired and annoyed! This was ALL Nightys fault! He had insisted on breaking up in the first place, and even blocked him from his relm! the freaking NERVE! After a while of walking his ear twitched, picking up the sounds of a city in the distance to his left, which according to the position of the moons, was north. He walked towards it, catching whiffs of BBQ, gunpowder, and what he assumed was chlorine. He realized it must've been summer, the crickets chirping pleasantly to one another.

   Soon he got to the outskirts of what appeared to be a neighborhood party, the fathers, a few mothers gathered around some grills, the other spouses sitting at the tables, a few holding infants. Their children ran around the front yards playing games, a few in kiddie pools, or in backyard pool a house had. It looked like a wholesome party, which made him roll his eyes. Of all the places to end up, he popped up next to a suburbia with normies. There were a lot of them though, he had to admit he was surprised they had managed to survive. Just before he turned to leave he spotted something he didn't think he'd ever see. Nighty was wearing a tangtop, swimming trunks, his hair up in a ponytail as he carried what looked like bags of ice! Next to him a white cat woman walked, red hair, sunglasses wearing a black and blue sundress carrying a boombox over her shoulder. Next to her a blond red tiger was walking hand in hand with a green hedgehog, both wearing swim suits, though the hedgehog had a leather vest and red shades over his eyes. There seemed to be a normal sleeping tiger cub on the girls shoulder, and the hedgehog carried huge buckets. 

   They set up next to the grills, the neighbors welcoming them excitedly as the small group set up their items. A few moments later they had a shaved ice stand working, the blond levitating the ice in the air while the white cat levitated syrup inside and mixed it together. Then, smiling shyly Shade handing the cones out to the kids, who thanked the group, a few watching in aw at the magic the girls performed. The hedgehog hung back from the stand, opting to sit on a chair while the tiger cub napped in his lap, he seemingly falling asleep as well. 

Romeo. Was. PISSED! Nighty was here?! With these people?? That white cat seemingly hanging off his arm, or, messing with him, he couldn't tell but he KNEW affection when it was dished out. That little cat had gotten Nighty to be in a domestic setting?? How?! When?? He had to get to the bottom of this. he had to find out exactly how far this went down. He would learn more, and watch them closer to see what exactly this group was up to. 

   He spent the next 3 months watching them. He had found a cover for himself, pretending to be a barista in the town and hiding his magic signature so Nighty wouldn't notice him. Well, her. He had made himself look like a plain cherry red bear mobian, with pink hair, blue highlights that matched her eyes. She went by Cinnamon, and even tricked some poor sap to be her boyfriend for a warm body to sleep against at night. The cover was easy, as was dealing with people he had to deal with. He would simply charm them into behaving and if they were especially nasty, she made sure they were cursed with some awful bad luck. During this time she had gotten more and more information on the happenings. Those girls were powerful fighters, Luna White and Clover Red. Luna had telekinesis, and some telepathy. Clover was part atlantian, and could fly. Romeo recognized that from the stories Nighty had told him. Apparently very rare, while Lunas abilities were 1 in a million when it came to normal mobians. 

   The hedgehog was Clovers on again off again boy toy evidentially. That or she was his regular fling, he would have to test them out himself to see how close the two actually were. The tiger cub was a mystery to a lot of people he had asked. Most said she had been a cub for a long time, and that she was probably born with a defect that made her unable to grow. The news that was the most interesting however, was that Nighty was going on almost two and a half years of dating Luna! He did NOT like that at all! Mobian relationships were so damn slow, but ties ran DEEP. Meaning He and her were probably friends before they decided to date. She probably had her claws so deep in him, the only ways to end it, were to kill her, or... break them up. He wasn't in the habit of breaking couples up, no. More couples made it easier for him to pretend to be one and get some action. But for the sake of his favorite boy toy he'd see how far he could drive a wedge between them before the girl broke. 

   He decided to investigate further after his shift at the coffee shop, when he knew at least one of them would've been there. He transformed into a plain rabbit, making his way over to the house that was in on the outskirts of the town,