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HOLLY JOLLY
Steve woke up that morning- barely, and started getting ready. Because believe it or not, it was still a wednesday.
once he was ready ate breakfast, that whole thing that guys do in the morning. He went to go grab his keys. only to realize they weren't there.
he searched for a good ten minutes. Under coushins, in drawers. Losing all hope.
until he heard honking outside.
He walked outside, confused. And there she was, Valerie benson sitting in the driver's seat of his car, in all her glory.
"cmon harrington, we don't have all day!" she shouted.
last night when she got woken up by nancy to go home, she told her that they had to walk home because steve fell asleep and was in a "deep slumber". While barb decided to leave early, leaving them stranded.
Valerie being Valerie, refused to walk home at night. Through the woods of all places. So she stole steve's car.
Not actually stealing, just for the night and she would return it the next day, ignoring nancy's protest.
steve just stood there in shock until an annoyed Valerie yelled
"LET'S GO!" "ok!ok!, jeez"
he scrambled over to the car and tried to open the locked passenger seat door.
Once Valerie started driving, duran duran quietly playing on the speaker. Steve was beyond confused "oh, im sorry, can you explain to me why your driving my car right now?" steve said infuriated that someone else besides him was driving his "baby".
"oh yeah, funny story" she chuckled "um after you and nancy had your whole um... whatever you call it-" "-sex" steve interupted "ew, yeah whatever. you fell asleep and nancy was about to drag me to walk in the woods all the way home at night, so like any smart person I said no, because I don't plan on dying anytime soon" that was kind of a lie "so i took your keys" she said calmly.
he looked at her with a baffled impression "valarie that's called stealing" he said firmly "n-no , it's called borrowing from a friend" she said, in denial.
"we are not friends"he said "ouch" she said sarcastically.
"ok whatever, you don't like me or something and trust me I don't like you either. At all. so just be thankful I didn't actually steal your car" Valerie said
