A/n: this takes place as if it was another episode of the show. There will be very much fourth wall breaking.
SAIKIS P.O.V:
My name's kusuo saiki and I have psychic powers. But you probably already know that. As usual, I'm being followed home by these two idiots, nendou and kaidou. We haven't even made it to the school gate yet, and nendous asking about ramen.
But then kaidou spoke up. "We have ramen everyday. Let's go to a cafe instead!"
For once I actually agree with that idiot.
"Huh? You wanna go to a cafe? Sure I guess."
Wait nendou agreed!? This is definitely unusual. I'm not complaining though. But usually he fights until we end up just getting ramen. Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine. "Saiki, you like cafes right? Any suggestions?"Oh I know exactly where we should go!
'cafe mami' ok. I'll admit it. I was a little excited. Just a little. Kaidou spoke up first.
"Okay!" 'saiki sounds excited'
Shut up kaidou. I'm only excited because I like their coffee jelly.
Time skip
-----------------Good grief. We finally made it to the cafe. "Well, let's go take a seat? If we don't hurry, the dark reunion will find us"
And there goes the fantasy stuff. I'm honestly surprised he waited this long to start with it.
"Whatever you say, runt" I kinda forgot he was there. Whatever. We finally found a seat. "What would you like to eat, sir?"
Wait that voice!Lol cliffhanger. Find out later, or dont. I wouldn't waste time on this. Word count: 265 counting this.

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A Cliche Meeting, A Cliche... Romance?
Hayran Kurgua satosai fanfic, duh. in all honesty I am making it as I go, and out of complete boredom. meaning it's shitty. and dumb. and has no plot so far. but I do my best at this time of night, so whatever.