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kai | one kiss

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warnings: alcohol, drinking, swearing

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"no, that's not happening." soobin denied firmly, shaking his head.

"soobin, he's not a child anymore." you begged, pleading with huening kai. "he can drink!"

"okay, but how do you think it'll go when he's never drank before?"

"what? i've drank before." kai defended himself, "don't you remember? we drank together last year."

the older raised his brow, trying to recall the event before finally remember some parts of it. "and you didn't get drunk?" he questioned.

"no. not even tipsy."

"what, did you have like one bottle?"

"no, i had 4 bottles of soju."

"FOUR?!" soobin's eyes widened out of shock. he could barely drink up to one bottle of soju and it only had 24% alcohol. "there's no way your alcohol tolerance's higher than mine and yeonjun's."

"i can handle my alcohol."

"maybe you can't drink." you teased the leader, to which kai laughed at. "so, do you agree or not? i'm sure you'd love to drink as well."

he sighed in defeat, finally giving in as he agreed, "okay, fine, we can have alcohol at your party, but y/n i swear on my mother if he does anything stupid while drinking i'll kill you first then huening himself."

"oh wow, so terrifying."

"yay! thanks soobin~" kai beamed, hugging the other with a bright smile on his face. you just couldn't believe that a bright boy like kai wanted to drink and get drunk. well, it was part of growing up. surely he just wanted to experience more things. he's been very busy so giving himself a break was a good idea

soobin got up and left the room, leaving the two of you alone in his shared room with the other maknae.

"you better thank me for convincing him. you couldn't have done it without me." you spoke with pride, nudging at him. "i'll have to watch over you like a kid though, which sucks."

"hm? don't you wanna take care of me?" he fake-pouted, trying to tease you for fun.

"oh shut up, you're being treated like a child by your own members."

"i mean, soobin's known me for a long time now, i practically went through puberty with him." he laughed at his own words. "i wouldn't be surprised if he still sees me as a child."

"i guess so. i get what he means."

"do you see me like a child?" he asked, locking eyes with you in search of a serious answer.

"not really?" you answered, quite unsure. "it's just, you've always been giving off this.. vibe like you just seemed so pure? but you obviously grew up but you still seem really.."

"innocent?"

"gross, don't use that word."

he chuckled. the word 'innocent' never really sat right with you. it just sounded really weird to describe another person as 'innocent'. what does it even mean to be innocent? do you have to have 30 bottles of alcohol to 'not be innocent? do you have to go and have sex with someone? do you have to smoke every day in your life?

"i get what you mean though." kai went on, "maybe because i'm too adorable."

you punched his shoulder as those words came out of his mouth, to which he started hysterically laughing. his laugh just sounded too funny, so you naturally started laughing along with him to the point where you felt like pissing yourself.