Care of Magical Creatures 👹

Violence isn't the answer!

Usagi Tsukino added Ami Mizuno, Y/n L/n, and Rei Hino.

Usagi Tsukino named the groupchat: Sailor Guardians

Sailor Guardians

Usagi Tsukino:
I can't believe we didn't make a group chat earlier! Thanks for the suggestion, Ami-chan!

Rei Hino:
The gc name wouldn't be more obvious

Y/n L/n:
Imagine someone looked over our shoulders and was like "These wannabe sailor hoes lol"

Usagi Tsukino:
Hey 😤

Y/n L/n:
╰replying to Usagi Tsukino Hi 😀👋

Ami Mizuno:
I'm sorry Usagi-chan but they're right!

Y/n L/n:
ALLOW ME PRETTY LADIES

Y/n L/n named the groupchat: Care of Magical Creatures 👹

Rei Hino:
Nice.

Y/n L/n:
It is a dream to be praised by you mommy 🛐

Rei Hino:
I just realized that we're texting during class
Everyone! Off your phones!

Y/n L/n:
Lmao I got suspended for 2 days for knocking out a bratty bitch
She dare tell me how to cook when I'm literally one of the people students admire for delicious, scrumptious meals
The principal is so nice

Rei Hino:
Violence isn't the answer!

Usagi Tsukino:
╰replying to Rei Hino Agreed!

Y/n L/n:
You're right 😓
It's a question
And the answer is yes.

Usagi Tsukino:
NO.

Ami Mizuno:
Bitch got what she deserved.

Rei Hino:
╰replying to Ami Mizuno WHAT.

Usagi Tsukino:
AMI???

Y/n L/n:
So hot wanna meet up later 😘❓

Ami Mizuno:
I'm so sorry that just came out!

Rei Hino:
EVERYONE WE'LL TALK LATER
OFF YOUR PHONES

Y/n L/n:
Yes mommy 👋

Hours later...

Y/n L/n:
god DAMN USAGI YOUR FRIEND IS HOT

Ami Mizuno:
Umino??? The one with the glasses???

Rei Hino:
HE'S 14.

Y/n L/n:
╰replying to Rei Hino Yeah I am in love with a 14 year old 😍😍😍
FUCKING NO I AM TALKING ABOUT THE TALL BLONDE ONE
JEEZ
IM NOT A PEDO.
I don't date young fellows

Usagi Tsukino:
Motoki???

Y/n L/n:
Yeah. He single? I want him to slyther-into my game yk?

Ami Mizuno:
╰replying to Y/n L/n That was a good one

Y/n L/n:
╰replying to Ami Mizuno Thank you babe

Ami Mizuno:
╰replying to Y/n L/n Babe?

Usagi Tsukino:
Uhhh no

Y/n L/n:
Damn.

Ami Mizuno:
Oh yeah! You've never played the game. Try it! It's fun!

Y/n L/n:
Okay okay
Am I gonna get a black pen after I win?

Usagi Tsukino:
It's weird how you're Sailor Sun but you're all depressed

Y/n L/n:
I want a wedding dress as black as my soul 👹

Usagi Tsukino:
What the—

Y/n L/n:
Nah but fr, I want a suit

Usagi Tsukino:
Isn't that for men?

Y/n L/n:
Excuse me, princess, but women can also rock in suits. Women in suits >>>>>>> men in maid costumes
Ugh I'm getting goosebumps from the thought of it
I'm horny and single as a pringle hmu 😘💯

Real Life

          Y/n was so focused on the game with her friends cheering on her that she didn't notice Motoki staring at her. Rei actually noticed this and whispered into Y/n's ear. "Motoki's staring at you." She smirks. "Who wouldn't honestly. Like, if you wouldn't fuck yourself, that's a you-problem. I would totally fuck myself." Rei rolled her eyes and puts her hands on Y/n's shoulders.

          Y/n received a black pen after winning the game. "oHmaHgAwD wHaT a cOiNcEdEncE." She twirled the black pen between her fingers. "Good handwork here. Wanna try it, ladies?" Rei smacks the back of Y/n's head. "Mommy!~" She whined.

"Someone put duct tape over her damn mouth. And tie her up so she doesn't take it off."

"Sorry I'm not into that kinda role play. It's too much for me and quite traumatic. I'm into cops and robbers, boss and assistant, maid and ma— Or anything that isn't related to kidnapping, forced, or inc—"

"Shut. Up."

Y/n shut her mouth immediately, obeying Rei. "What a good dog." Usagi attempts to lay a hand on her shoulder but Y/n turns to her and almost bit her finger off.

"AAAHHH! REI GET YOUR DOG!!!"

"She doesn't bite."

"YES, SHE DOES."