Care of Magical Creatures 👹
Y/n L/n:
You know my #1 advice?
Ami Mizuno:
What is it?
Rei Hino:
No.
Y/n L/n:
Always keep your ass cheeks clean
Ami Mizuno:
Oh...
Y/n L/n:
Even spread your ass cheeks in the shower. Don't just run your hand down
Usagi Tsukino:
Uh—
Y/n L/n:
Get it all up in there, clean your asshole like you're turning up the volume on an iPod Nano
I would recommend a detachable shower head so you can get that chemically watered water up in there
Rei Hino:
What did I just read.
Ami Mizuno:
╰replying to Y/n L/n Thanks N/n-chan! I'll keep that in mind
Usagi Tsukino:
The first thing I wake up to, is this.
Y/n L/n:
╰replying to Usagi Tsukino Well it's a good, friendly reminder for when you shower
Rei Hino:
What time did you go to sleep last night?
Y/n L/n:
No
Rei Hino:
Y/n.....
Y/n L/n:
if you really wanna know, I didn't go to sleep last night
Ami Mizuno:
Why not 🫤
Y/n L/n:
I was working on a masturbation
masterpiece***
Wow I'm making so many mistakes today lol
Don't I always?
Rei Hino:
Why're saying that word anyway?
Y/n L/n:
Because I can
Love you 💞
Usagi Tsukino:
Oh yeah! Remember, we have to go to the Kingdom D thingy
Y/n L/n:
Do I have to wear a dress? I'd much prefer a suit, thank you.
Usagi Tsukino:
╰replying to Y/n L/n But this is professional event.
Y/n L/n:
So? More human rights for Y/n
Y'all being racist
Usagi Tsukino:
What
Y/n L/n:
IM CALLING THE WEED
Rei Hino:
the WHAT
Y/n L/n:
"420 whatchu smokin'?"
Rei Hino:
You know what? Just go to sleep.
We'll wake you up
Y/n L/n:
Y'all so nice
But I'm busy so no worries I'll be awake 😊😊😊
Rei Hino:
Busy doing what?
Y/n L/n:
... Reading
Rei Hino:
Well that's good but sleep
Ami Mizuno:
Yes, your sleep is more valuable at this moment.
Y/n L/n:
Fine.
Fine.
Fine.
Hours later...
Usagi Tsukino:
Y/n? Where are you? We're waiting for you at your house
Y/n L/n:
Oh, lol
I'm coming back now
Had to get a suit since my dad's suit is too big
Ami Mizuno:
Really? He told us you were dead
We were really worried
Y/n L/n:
Oh good
He kept his promise
Usagi Tsukino:
You have your own dad tell your friends that your dead? YOU REALLY WORRIED US
Y/n L/n:
We'll I kinda got into a situation that I told my dad that if anyone asks, I'm dead
He kept the end of his bargain
And I shall do mine
Ami Mizuno:
What...?
Y/n L/n:
FREE WILLYYYYYYYYYYYY
Rei Hino:
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON—
Luna has entered the chat
Luna:
Get ready for the mission ESPECIALLY YOU Y/N
Y/n L/n:
Yessirrrrr
Luna has left the groupchat
Y/n L/n:
Alright I'll be there in 20 seconds
Stop looking through the window you homosexuals
You love grinding on my window seal huh
Rei Hino:
Get over here so I can KICK YOUR ASS.
Y/n L/n:
MOMMY????
Rei Hino:
I WILL HAVE LUNA CLAW YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP.
Y/n L/n:
Oh yeah you didn't go through my stuff, did you?
Usagi Tsukino:
No
Your dad wouldn't let us wait in your room
Y/n L/n:
Good lol
Best dad ever
Usagi Tsukino:
Why won't you let us in your room?
I wanna see 😭
Y/n L/n:
Hmmmm
No❤️
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Care of Magical Creatures 👹
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