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And? Wanna make out?

The Four Kings

Y/n L/n:
Dad please tell my friends I went on a shopping spree to that body pillow shop near that torn down strip club, lol.
Oops
Wrong chat
You never saw anything

Jadeite:
Can I come?

Y/n L/n:
Unless you swear not to attack me you chihuahua
And to not tell my friends
Then no.

Jadeite:
Very hard indeed.
Deal.

Zoisite:
Jadeite???

Jadeite:
I need to complete my collect idiot
It's my actual duty as a king to become The Great Pimp

Kunzite:
What?

Y/n L/n:
Do you even know where i am?

Jadeite:
I'm already in front of your house
And Nephrite came with me.

Nephrite:
Correction: You dragged me here.

Y/n L/n:
I guess that works
But how the fuck did you find me

Jadeite:
I told you I'd find you somehow.

Y/n L/n:
For some reason
Besides Jadeite the virgin maggot

Jadeite:
I'm right outside your door 😍🤞

Y/n L/n:
You guys literally... have the same personality
Like who am I talking to

Jadeite:
I know these guys are dry as hell

Nephrite:
I'm right here, Jadeite

Jadeite:
And? Wanna make out?

Nephrite:
No.

Y/n L/n:
I see your ass
God change your clothes
Ykw come in
My father will help

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Rei Hino:
Y/n where are you?

Usagi Tsukino:
Are you in trouble?

Ami Mizuno:
I don't think she has her phone with her right now

Usagi Tsukino:
She could be in trouble!

Rei Hino:
But then going to a body pillow store sounds like her...

Makoto Kino:
She's probably hanging with some friends

Usagi Tsukino:
She has other friends?

Ami Mizuno:
Usagi! That's rude!

Usagi Tsukino:
Sorryyyyy!
It's just she doesn't seem the type to... I don't know how to say it without it sounding mean 😭

Y/n L/n:
Y'all—
Didn't my dad tell you im at the body pillow shop?

Ami Mizuno:
Yeah but he said you went with two other men

Y/n L/n:
... Yeah...?

Usagi Tsukino:
Who are they?

Y/n L/n:
No.

Usagi Tsukino:
Why not?

Y/n L/n:
You didn't introduce me to your bestie so why should I introduce you to my friends 🤨

Rei Hino:
We're just worried

Y/n L/n:
Wow this hurts a little bit 🥰

I have a life too
And I'm in Highschool
We don't exactly go to the same school

Usagi Tsukino:
But you're never walking with anybody

Y/n L/n:
Maybe because we live in different zones
Anyway gotta pay for my stuff
Bye

Real Life

Jadeite nudged Y/n and gestured over to Nephrite— who was staring at a body pillow and touching the fabric. She smirks. "You want that one, Nephrite?" He jumps and walks away quickly. "No. No I do not." Jadeite snickers. "I'm telling Cumzite." The teenage girl snickers along with him. "Shut up, Jadeite."
And they bought a total of eleven body pillows. Y/n and Jadeite got five and Nephrite got one.

Nephrite and Jadeite stare at Y/n as she glimpse up her food. "Damn! Does your father not feed you at home?" She chuckles a bit and swallows her food. "We're just hungry humans." A waiter passes by. "Oh! Can we get more wontons please? Thank you." She gives him a $10 tip as he rushes to the kitchen. "Eat up you sirenheads." She points to both of them.

"Oh yeah we gotta be careful because my friends might be around." They stay silent. "And don't even think about it. I'll blast your asses into deep outer space." They snap out of it and continue walking. "I need to take you guys shopping. Dry as fuck." Jadeite turns to her. "Bitch please I'm in perfect fashion." She rolls her eyes. "Yeah yeah. Whatever puts you to sleep at night."