Care of Magical Creatures 👹

I pulled you last night

Care of Magical Creatures 👹

Y/n L/n:
Yk the Declaration of Independence

Ami Mizuno:
Yes?

Y/n L/n:
So like I was reading about it for a project and it's like a break up letter
I then wrote this scene about how Thomas Jefferson was talking about the troubles to his "husband" the King.
Then more husbands come in demanding a change and divorce
I'm forcing students in my class to act this out

Ami Mizuno:
Forcing them? It's probably better if you ask 😅

Y/n L/n:
No
i DEMAND they act it out.
It's not like they'll have to kiss or anything 🥱

Usagi Tsukino:
But why?

Y/n L/n:
I'm practicing, okay?
Anyway
Who wants to role play Captain America: Civil War with me?

Usagi Tsukino:
What's that?

Y/n L/n:
You need to watch more movies

Usagi Tsukino:
I do watch movies!

Y/n L/n:
You mean those gay romcom movies and tv shows that can be surprisingly good? That doesn't count

Usagi Tsukino:
But they're so good 😭

Y/n L/n:
Usagi wants to live the fanfiction dream
Have some boy accidentally throw a basketball at her head and he calls her honey and they exchange numbers

Usagi Tsukino:
That's actually not bad

Y/n L/n:
Or kissing a mysterious guy at the party

Y/n L/n deleted one message

Usagi Tsukino:
What was that?

Ami Mizuno:
What did it say?

Y/n L/n:
Wow I really am quick with my fingers
I said having a hot guy swim up to you while you're at the pool and he massages them toes

Rei Hino:
Ew. Someone mute her.

Y/n L/n:
NO
I'll take my leave
Y'all enjoy yourselves mmkay?

Usagi Tsukino:
Okay...?

Y/n L/n:
I love you girls

2 minutes later...

Y/n L/n:
Say it back tf 🤬

Ami Mizuno:
Sorry! Love you too

Usagi Tsukino:
Love you?

Rei Hino:
Go.

Y/n L/n:
Okay bye

The Four Daddies + bottom

Y/n L/n:
So like
Does ANYONE wanna role play Captain America: Civil War with me?