Care of Magical Creatures 👹

Tbh my voice could be better 😍

Care of Magical Creatures 👹

Usagi Tsukino:
IM RUNNING LATE
AND I AM RUNNING

Y/n L/n:
Cool, lol.

Usagi Tsukino:
OH YEAH
Y/N-CHAN

Y/n L/n:
It's master to you/hj

Usagi Tsukino:
MY BROTHER HAS A CRUSH ON YOU.

Y/n L/n:
These days, who doesn't?
I have a crush on me too
Self-cest at its best 😜🤞

Rei Hino:
╰replying to Y/n L/n Ew.
What the hell, L/n.

Y/n L/n:
The last name oh shiver me timbers 🥶
My legs are shaking 😫
I'm an evil spirit!!!

Rei Hino:
My god...

Y/n L/n:
Oh yeah I heard you got a new toy Usagi

Usagi Tsukino:
╰replying to Y/n L/n IT'S A MOON STICK

Y/n L/n:
All the more reason

Rei Hino:
Get out.

Y/n L/n:
Yes ma'am.

The Four Kings

Y/n L/n:
my friends are bullying me you guys are nicer lol

Jadeite:
As they should, lol.

Y/n L/n:
Except you
You're a hoe.

Jadeite:
WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Y/n L/n:
are you ✨𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙙✨

Jadeite:

Y/n L/n:
... Promise?

Jadeite:
Wtf???

Kunzite:
Hello, Y/n.

Y/n L/n:
Hello... Cumzite

Jadeite:
PFFFFT—

Nephrite:
"Lol" means laugh out loud, right?

Y/n L/n:
I-I'm sorry I'm sorry I meant Cumzite
Kinzite**
Kunzite*******
Honest mistake 🤷‍♀️

Zoisite:
So if we find out where you are... then we'll find out who the other Sailor Guardians are.

Y/n L/n:
I'm surprised you guys haven't figured it out or out the pieces together
We don't even wear masks 🙄
It's like "oh that's just a random school girl" *wears something else* "OMG ITS SAILOR MOON 😍😍😍"

Zoisite:
So you're saying it's your friends

Y/n L/n:
Oops
Hey hey let's make a deal

Kunzite:
What kind of deal?

Y/n L/n:
I can't think of any I just said that to stall you 🤡
Let me distract you from my beauty
(Attachment 1: Audio File)

Nephrite:
Did you make this?

Zoisite:
It's quite beautiful.

Y/n L/n:
Yes yes keep listening yes 😇

Kunzite:
Well you have a beautiful voice

Jadeite:
Tbh my voice could be better 😍

Y/n L/n:
╰replying to Jadeite Stfu.
╰replying to Kunzite And thank you, handsome being
There are two versions to this, you've only heard the good ending
But feel special because I didn't release this song to public yet.

Jadeite:
I'm feeling extra special omg 😱😱😱

Nephrite:
Do you have more songs like this?

Y/n L/n:
If you're not old, go to YouTube and search up UFYNE
(A/N: I searched this up and didn't know there was already a channel. Please don't sue me! I didn't know!)
Or
Go to your home screen, swipe until you see a white icon with a red play button on it. And I'm pretty sure you have experience typing.

Zoisite:
Okay.

Kunzite:
You make good music.

Y/n L/n:
Shiiiiiit I didn't even reveal to my friends that I'm the unidentified artist
I should actually publish it a day early
A gift for my FYNE fans

Jadeite:
Okay you may just be a little bit better than me

Y/n L/n:
I didn't ask for a competition but if you want one you better get ready
Artist the fuck up punk bitch

Jadeite:
WE NEED TO KNOW HER LOCATION IMMEDIATELY
I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS YOU CRACKHEADED TWAT.

Y/n L/n:
Alright chill tf 🥱
I ain't doing anything and here you are throwing insults and threats
I could sue you for this you twig

Kunzite:
No we are not going to kidnap her yet
We need to plan this out first
We can't just go barging in there as she's with the Sailor Guardians

Y/n L/n:
╰replying to Kunzite I'm sorry, "yet"???
I should've mentioned this but I'm not interested in that kind of role play
We could do cops and robbers though 🤷‍♀️

Zoisite:
These thoughts of yours are quite disturbing

Y/n L/n:
Role play is one of the main factors when having sexual intercourse, therefore, as a growing human hormonal teenager, it's natural

Nephrite:
What the hell.