Care of Magical Creatures 👹

Zoisite be like:

"This has turned into a huge mess."

"It's a trap. It has to be. Right Luna?"

"Could this be danger for our princess, too? Shouldn't we do something?"

"I don't know. I never imagined anything like this."

CRUNCHHHH

Everyone slowly turned there heads and watched Y/n munch on chips loudly. They sweat-dropped. "How are you eating right now?" Y/n chewed and swallowed quickly. "This is my coping mechanism to deal with this monstrosity." She continues eating.
The girls continued talking whereas Y/n finished eating. She pulled out her phone with her greasy fingers. 'Ah shit.' She wipes her phone screen with her sleeve not realizing she went to a chat room.

The Four Kings

Y/n L/n:
L checked p hi go do bell

Jadeite:
L checked in to go to h e double hockey sticks 😜

Kunzite:
What?

Nephrite:
Maybe it's a mistype?

Y/n L/n:
Whoops
Was wiping my greasy phone screen

Jadeite:
Ew you put it in your buttocks?

Y/n L/n:
╰replying to Jadeite In my back pocket yes

Nephrite:
How was your day?

Y/n L/n:
OKG SOMEBODY FINALLY ASKING ME THAT?
I feel loved, cherished, idolized, respected, what other words to express this feeling right now?

Jadeite:
Cocky
Self-absorbed
Full of yourself
Female dog

Y/n L/n:
Those words are 2-3 words

Kunzite:
Why are you so excited?
You have friends don't you?

Y/n L/n:
Do you?

Jadeite:
No he doesn't

Kunzite:
Jadeite...

Jadeite:
Sorry.

Y/n L/n:
Ah I'm guessing he's the dominant lol
No worries
Hot friend groups >>>>

Jadeite:
╰replying to Y/n L/n Ikr
He's so facking saxy

Jadeite deleted two messages

Y/n L/n:
Understandable
Also what's with your censors?
No worries this is an 18+ chat

Kunzite:
You're 17

Y/n L/n:
We're doing illegal things everyday
Deal with it

Nephrite:
╰replying to Y/n L/n He got in trouble and his punishment is not swearing

Y/n L/n:
Is it because some of you guys failed 😍
I knew it
Our ✨moonlight✨ is too much for your darkness

Jadeite: